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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Trust issues go careening out of control, as everyone around you turns into a gossipy wench spewing out different information, mostly which is hearsay, and will have you drenched in confusion. Of course you can also go right to the source to find out fact from fiction, but without the drama will it be just as fun? Fate lets you decide.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Speed up your stalled flirtation by throwing some new energy into the mix by way of friends. Instead of running yourself ragged, trying to force intimacy, make social activities the place of your courtship. The more light hearted your approach, the less pressure you’ll be under and ultimately it’ll give you the space to find just the right position to get comfy in.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
A raging need for power is about to infuse your body, pushing you into a new stratosphere of imagination, drive and ruthlessness. Although you would like to always think you use your powers for good, you can’t always be as perfect as you wish. Thankfully, the more devilish you are, the more delicious you feel.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Even if you don’t know it, most everyone thinks you have balls of steel — this week, you’ll finally get it too, as you step up your game to wrestle down demons from your past and start putting your head back straight when it comes to matters of the heart. When all is said and done, expect the grey clouds that hover over your love life start to disappear.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
If you have the hots for one of your friends or a friend of a friend, this is your week to make the move. Nothing drastic has to be the table, but start dropping the hints. Chances are they’ll bite, but do take it slowly when it comes to seeing one of your sexiest and most secret fantasies start to unravel. If you push too fast, you risk losing it all.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Using your sex appeal isn’t normally a good professional practice, but these days it’s a dog eat dog world you’re in and whatever you have to do to get ahead is all part of the game. Not to say you should blow everyone you interview with, but adding a little more edge and danger to your image isn’t going to hurt anyone, least of all your wallet.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You only have yourself to blame if you don’t see a love-fest in your future. Seems your optimist and crazy imagination is going to be hitting pay dirt, as someone is destined to be there to fulfill your naughtiest dreams. Where you may ask? If you want it, it’ll mean taking yourself out of your norm environment and the farther out the better.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
The less you reveal, the more enticing you become to that certain someone that has been driving you insane. No doubt they’ve had their eye on you too and this week things will start to take unexpected turns that can leave you in a few compromising positions. Just don’t burn all your fuel out yet, as it’s next week when things get explosive.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’ll be so happy in love or lust, even strangers will stop to compliment you on your glow. Yes, there’ll be no stopping the power of multiple orgasms and the high of romance, so love every minute of it. Rushes like this don’t come out of vending machines, so screw the modesty act. Besides, isn’t rubbing it into others’ faces half the fun?
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You can stick needles in your eyes and not feel a thing, as love will have you so dumb that you will be oblivious to anything other than getting some of that sweet loving from your baby. However, just because you’re struck stupid with emotion, doesn’t mean you should do as you wish, as responsibilities will drag you back to reality at the most inopportune moments.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
All the cards are on the table and there’s no need to get neurotic about your state of affairs. The only one that can ruin the moment is you and your crazy sense of possessiveness. As you know, confidence is the sexiest thing anyone could extol, so if you plan to keep your jackpot of love, own the fact you’re a prize too. After all, if you don’t believe, who will?
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Don’t freak as you uncover things about your boo that’ll have you wondering who the hell you’re sleeping next too. Sure, it might be more embarrassing than distressing, but either way, it’ll rock your sense of loyalty. However, after a few good romps to quell your nerves, by the week’s end, you’ll find your sense of humor will return and those irritating facts to become endearing.
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“True Blood” is my favorite new series this TV season. I love the show so much that I actually watch each episode twice — once when it airs on Sunday at 9 pm and again on HBO On Demand in the middle of the week, just to hold me over until the next Sunday. Since I’m the only “True Blood” fan at The Frisky, I thought I’d get on my soapbox and let you in on why you should be watching it. Murder, romance and fantasy after the jump…I love this show! Keep reading »
Last night Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican nominee for Vice-President, made not one, but two cameos on “Saturday Night Live”. I have to say, she was pretty funny! Although, if she and her handlers think all the talk of her hotness is sexist, is she contributing to the sexism by doing a skit where Alec Baldwin tells her she’s “way hotter in person”? Whatever, I laughed. Above, her first cameo (featuring special guests Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, AND Mark “Say Hi To Your Motha For Me” Wahlberg, and after the jump, the second, in which she thankfully does NOT rap. Keep reading »
I’m not proud to admit I’ve already clocked more hours on my wedding-gown search than I did choosing a college.
From afar, it seemed like a fun task to find a gorgeous vintage dress to get married in. On the other hand, it only has to be the most knock-’em-dead dress of a lifetime, to be photographed more than any other outfit I will ever wear.
The upside of going vintage is that nearly every gown is one of a kind. This is also the downside. When you find a real beaut, there’s always at least one thing wrong: color, condition, price, it’s already sold (second most common problem), or the most common and aggravating issue of all, size. Keep reading »
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Tyra is a diva who likes to pull stunts like a bra burning. But nothing is as inflammatory as sexuality. So, now the talk show host is demanding some guests who want to stop being gay. Say what?! Maybe she’s planning on showing a leopard can’t change it spots by ruining an exotic fur couture coat? Or perhaps she’ll fix ‘em up with her “America’s Next Top Model” gays Mr. and Mrs. Jay? But if there’s anyone crazier than her, it’s a homosexual trying to straighten up. [Feministing] Keep reading »