I found out recently that my friend “Samanatha” cheated on her ex-boyfriend “Brad” when they were still dating. When I asked Samantha about it, she immediately denied it, but I’ve known her long enough to tell she was lying. Plus, the guy she slept with has absolutely no reason to lie to me about it. More »
Send a friendly reminder to the people in your world that grammar exists to be taken advantage of. You may even feel superior after sending. [$4.50, Etsy]… More »
“New York and L.A. both have a lot of beautiful women, but in New York that beautiful woman will be reading a book. That, to me, is intensely sexy. If I was going to live in L.A., it would be on the condition that I not sell my soul in order to do that. I… More »
I met Donny* for a drink at 6 p.m. on a Sunday. When I walked into the deserted restaurant, soaked from the downpour outside, I didn’t know he was destined to become the pettiest, stingiest and most pitiable man I’ve ever gone out with. More »
If you’ve worn a strapless bra at least once in your life, then you’re familiar with the “jug tug,” the act of constantly repositioning your breasts in a strapless bra. This spring and summer, though, you’ll be able to keep your breasts, bra, and hands where they belong with Spanx’s Bra-Cha-Cha Strapless Bra. As the… More »
A sampling of things that make me feel ancient:
Wondering if my 10-year high school reunion is coming up and then realizing, Oh s**t, it would have been last year. Wait, was I not invited?!
Finding my first gray … pube.
Discovering Eminem‘s daugher, Hailie Jade Mathers, is on Twitter and… More »