Hansaplast Condoms Promise To Help Your Pleasure Last

Hansaplast’s ads for their new long pleasure condoms crack me up and definitely get the message across — don’t screw outdoors with your dude strapped into one of these babies, because it will make for some very hard to explain tan lines. One more, after the jump… Keep reading »

Today Is The Final Day Of March Man-ness

Today is the final day to vote in March Man-ness! Right now, Chris Kramer of Purdue is beating Conner Teahan of Kansas by 166 votes, but it’s not too late to change the outcome. VOTE NOW — we’ll announce the champion tomorrow. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Have Broken Up

  • Sam Ronson dumped Lindsay Lohan, and this time it may be for good because Sam changed the locks to her front door too. [Dlisted]
  • Chris Brown will reportedly enter a plea of not guilty today when he answers charges for allegedly assaulting Rihanna. [Perez Hilton]
  • Gabrielle Union is rumored to be pregnant with boyfriend Dwyane Wade’s baby. [Media Takeout]
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    For The Week Of April 6-12, 2009

    Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

    As the sign of efficiency, you tend to just assume the job of caretaker, navigator, events coordinator, etc. Hell honey, that is no way to live! Lucky for you, your baby is going to see it that way too and decide to get off his lazy little entitled butt (and without being told too) and work up a nice surprise for you, as in showing that he’s in for the ride too.

    Libra (September 23 – October 22)

    You’re a true romantic and god knows, everyone loves you for it. However, life isn’t working so great from that point of view, which means you’re going to have to kick a little more ass to get things going in the direction you want them to be in. Yes, this means dealing with those daily little responsibilities that get in the way of daydreaming.

    Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

    Whoever is the one that is closest to you will be the one that’ll reveal many more thoughts and feelings inside them than you ever suspected was brewing behind that placid façade. Yes, emotions will be running high this week as your comfort zone gets shaken up with a little more fire, which if wielded properly will heat you up to prime tasting temperatures.

    Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

    Your caution will be on, as things you hear and feelings you have will be slowing you down to question the current scene you are in. Not to say you will be horrified, but with life having steamrolled you out into the place you are now, it’s been a while since you’ve had any real time to collect yourself — this week though, tune yourself back to full sharpness.

    Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

    No matter what your boo says to you, you’re the one with the brains in this relationship and it’s you that will have to also deal with your current dilemma and digging yourself out from the wreckage. Thankfully, he’ll be on board for whatever you have on the agenda — as he should have been all along.

    Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

    As smart as you think you are, your baby isn’t going to be buying any of your reasons or ideas for future plans right off the bat. Yes, this week is all about standstills, creating all sorts of aggravating and cheeky tensions. So, if you’re as bright as you think you are, twist this power for your gain, to get what you want and prove who the real master is.

    Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

    Your mind will be floating on a marshmallow cloud and all will seem dreamy and creamy, as love is the drug that takes you higher and higher. No matter what all the naysayers have to say, screw ‘em! This is your time to feel so pretty and even if your world comes crashing down soon after, this moment of bliss would still be worth it.

    Aries (March 21 – April 19)

    You’ve made your mistakes, now, time to deal with them. If this means a little groveling, well that might just be the ticket to turn on that special someone that you’ve wronged in that tingly way that’ll make them swoon with a glimmer of hope for you. However, fate is on patrol and to truly get back into the game, it’s going to take more than just fast fixes, but true patience.

    Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

    You don’t have to have all the answers all the time, but if you can just flub it and sound like you can hold your own, for now, that is all that will be required of you. Yes, efficiency is the theme and as long as you can keep the motion in a forward direction, then karma will pick up and shuffle you along onto the right path accordingly. You know it, just look pretty.

    Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

    You’re no dummy and for that, accept that when someone cute crosses your path with no game, it means no potential. Yes, as sad as it is, you’re way past just getting off on one-dimensional hotness. While it might be fun to string it along, why waste the time? There are so many better ways to spend your time than feeding your ego on empty calories — like feeding your wallet.

    Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

    Get ready for a deluge of emotions you’ve been putting off to finally hit you and throw your balance majorly off. Instead of throwing yourself a grand pity party though, use it to resort your mind and get your priorities back in order — and remembering you have friends, because it goes, true love isn’t about only playing master and servant.

    Leo (July 23 – August 22)

    Sweet promises have a way of hypnotizing you and leading you to follow wherever those sounds are coming from. This week though, a major pause is going to be happening as you size up the actions versus the words, and it might seem that the equation won’t balance out in your favor, which only means one thing — taking back control big time!

    Dating Weary? How A Matchmaker Can Help

    Ten years ago, former New York fashion model and girl about town Christie Nightingale was looking for a career change. She’d always done well at parties, was an ace at networking and had successfully set up several friends on dates. She clearly had the skills to be a matchmaker, but it wasn’t until a bona fide cupid family member encouraged her to investigate the field that she began to see it as a professional option for herself. Keep reading »

    Totally Gratuitous Posting of Ryan Gosling’s Band’s New Music Video

    It’s Sunday, it’s beautiful out, and I just can’t resist. Keep reading »

    Doin’ It With Dr. V: Dating A Guy With The Herp

    Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. Now, let’s get this party started…

    April is STD Awareness Month, but I can tell you, I, Dr. V, do not need a special month to become aware of STDs. Unfortunately, I’ve had brushes with almost every bacteria and virus in Bum Town. What can I say, I’m a Frisky gal who has challenged a lot of cowboys to whip out their guns. So, over the course of this month I’ll be speaking up about some of my more dangerous showdowns. Keep reading »

    How I Got The Clap And Other STD Stories: The Man Who Wouldn’t Pee

    April is STD Awareness Month, and we asked you to share your STD-related stories so we could learn from your each other’s mistakes. If you have a tale involving sores, Valtrex, or a judgy gynecologist, send an email to tips@thefrisky.com. We will keep your identity anonymous.

    I picked it up from a girl one drunken, unprotected night at the New Jersey Shore (figures) over Labor Day weekend. Symptoms appeared, on schedule, the morning of the fourth day. While there wasn’t any discharge, urinating was excruciatingly painful — like no other pain I have felt before or since. It was so painful that I stupidly refrained from urinating for about 24 hours. At that point the pain from my swollen bladder began overwhelming the pain I would felt while urinating, so I starting going in little spurts. That was taking too long, so I decided to try to numb my penis by placing it in a bowl of ice water. Again, dumb idea. Not only was that separately excruciating, it did nothing to ease the pain of my inflamed urethra. Keep reading »

    Tie One On: Lightweight Scarves For Spring

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    Hurley Paint Brush Sarong, $30, Swell

    Our necks got pretty used to being swaddled in thick wool this winter. Since we don’t want to jar them by exposing them to the world immediately, we’re going to wrap a lightweight scarf around our necks to transition them from bundled to bare. Acclimation is key.

    Style On The Street: Across Marks The Spot

    Now that it’s getting a wee bit warmer, you can stop piling on layers of sweaters and coats and finally show the world the cute clothes you’ve got on underneath. We think spring is an excellent time to change purses, as well. While you probably wouldn’t want to wear a cross-body handbag over a puffy down jacket, they look especially good when paired with a button-down shirt and short skirts or a pair of shorts. [Weardrobe]

    1. APC Madras Dot Bag, $50, CreaturesOfComfort.us
    2. Alfani Ovaro Crossbody Bag, $88.50 on sale, Macys.com
    3. Apt. 9 Mini Messenger Bag, $17 on sale, Kohls.com
    4. Westbury Casino Shino, $195, KateSpade.com
    5. See by Chloé Ring Around Small Crossbody Bag, $550, Nordstrom.com Keep reading »

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