Quick Pic: Seriously, Would You Let Your Child Hug Amy Winehouse?

Amy Winehouse hugs an unidentified child on a St. Lucia beach. [St. Lucia, 4/14/09] Keep reading »

The Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide To Wearing American Apparel

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We don’t know whether to “Yay!” or “Boo!” the news that American Apparel is coming out with a line of plus size clothing. You see, the line — Colossal Clothing — is only for men and is yet another example of American Apparel’s creepy attitude towards women. Is CEO Dov Charney trying to deliberately keep fat chicks out of spandex? Ugh, as if! I’m living proof that the stretchy fabric will fit around anything! I squeeze my big, beautiful 43″ butt into their undersized styles all the time, and damn, do I look good in ‘em! In fact, here’s a pic of me sporting the Cotton Spandex Jersey
Long Sleeve Criss-Cross Dress. So suck it, AA, I don’t need your stupid sizes that don’t make any sense anyway. Keep clicking to find out which AA items fit ALL body types.

 

Booze 101: Stock A Liquor Cabinet Like A Big Girl

Certain things go out of style, but a classic martini isn’t one of them. So, if your idea of liquid entertainment is a pitiful six-pack of Bud Lite, you might want to educate yourself in the language of liquor. (You can get drunk as part of this, but please wait until the end of the class.)

Setting up a liquor cabinet from scratch may not be cheap (about $100 for the basics), but if you decide to start entertaining more at home, it can be cost-effective, not to mention cute, if you get a cool piece of furniture (like a bar cart or hutch) to house your loot in. Here, what you’ll need, plus some basic recipes. Keep reading »

The Five Most Important Things You Should Know About: Gonorrhea

Gonorrhea is one of the most commonly sexually transmitted diseases (STD), with about 700,000 people being infected each year in the United States. In 2006, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported that 120.9 per 100,000 people in the U.S. were infected with gonorrhea. With that in mind, here’s five things you need to know about the disease.

1. Gonorrhea is normally spread through sexual activity. The bacteria grow in warm areas of the reproductive track, especially the cervix, urethra, uterus, anus, and fallopian tubes. Gonorrhea can be found in both women and men, and therefore is spread through vaginal, oral, and anal intercourse.

2. Many people infected with gonorrhea don’t know they’re infected, and that’s why it’s so easily spread! The symptoms of gonorrhea are very mild and sometimes absent in both men and women, making them perfect carriers for the disease. The most common symptoms of gonorrhea are a burning sensation and pain during urination, and vaginal/penile discharge. If you notice any of these symptoms, contact a doctor immediately to be tested to avoid further spreading of the disease, because Gonorrhea also has long-term effects on those who don’t seek early treatment. It’s a common cause of Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, which causes pain in the abdomen and fever. Pelvic Inflammatory Disease also can cause infertility in women. Those infected with gonorrhea are more likely to contract HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Lastly, pregnant women infected with gonorrhea can spread the disease to their newborn baby. Gonorrhea in newborns can cause blindness and life-threatening blood infections. Keep reading »

Beauty How-To: Clean Makeup Brushes

Makeup brushes are expensive, but they get clotted with your foundation and shadows so quickly. Don’t bother replacing your stash every time they get too dirty to use, just clean them. We tell you how to do it without ruining the bristles after the jump… Keep reading »

Dancing With The Stars: Shawn Johnson Gets Prom’d By Boner Boy

Last night on “Dancing With The Stars,” the contestants had to dance the Rumba, a romantic dance that was difficult for shy, virginal 17-year-old Shawn Johnson to embrace, especially after her partner Marc Ballas got a boner (click after the jump to check it out!) during their live routine a couple weeks ago. Not to worry, though — Marc had a plan to help her relax and imagine herself in love with him! Since Shawn will likely miss her own prom this year if she continue with the competition, Marc surprised her with an impromptu prom one day last week. He filled their rehearsal room with balloons and a disco ball, wore a tux and wide grin, and handed Shawn a skin-tight, flesh-colored gown — you know, just what every teenage girl wants from a dude who got a boner for her on national TV! “I wanted to recreate the prom so it could help us get in the character of the dance,” Marc explains. He doesn’t mention how he recreated an after-prom, but after watching their Rumba last night, I think it’s safe to say the gown stayed on.
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Beauty How-To: Make You Lips Bigger Without Surgery

So you want a puffier pout without the splurge of surgery. No problem. Besides, with all of the time you’ll save sans recovery, you’ll have plenty to sport your new pucker. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Kelly Taylor Goes In For A Kiss

Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling seem to be nuzzling noses at the party for Tori’s new book, Mommywood. Maybe there’s a lesbian storyline coming up on “90210″? [Hollywood, 4/13/09] Keep reading »

Beauty How-To: Remove Blackheads

Sure they’re not throbbing, puss-filled pimples, but they are only one step away from becoming the zit of your worst nightmares. Blackheads are gunky little suckers that ruin perfectly good complexions. We’ve all got ‘em, and we are all dying to get rid of ‘em. Learn how, after the jump… Keep reading »

Use A Condom Or Your Accidental Pregnancy Could Birth The Next Hitler

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Adolf Hitler

That’s the gist of these new ads from German condom manufacturer Doc Morris Pharmacies. Other evil doers featured in the ads include Osama bin Laden and Mao Zedong, who looks like a cross between Princess Leia and Kim Jon Il, if I’m being honest. Anyhoo, these are definitely cleverly controversial ads, but of course you could also make the case that a little spermy could just as easily be the next Gandhi or Mother Theresa. Whatever the case may be, wrap it up, because raising a future facist or Nobel Peace Prize winner is still a pain in the ass when you’re not prepared to be a parent. Keep clicking to see the other ads… [Ad Week]

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