Dish The Dirt On Your Ex

Smith, of six-word memoir fame, is doing another story roundup. But instead of micro-digesting your life story, they’ve come up with a new topic that’s even more self-indulgent. You get to blab about your ex! Revenge is ours! Smith‘s giving you 1,500 words to tell your tale online. Now that’s a whole lotta crap you can fling on the internet! I, on the other hand, felt I could best express my tale of relationship woes in haiku-form:

Jen said she saw you
French kissing another man
Huh, I should have guessed

Well, at least my ex is happy now. Do yours in the comments! Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Zac Posen And Coco Rocha Share A Dress

Designer Zac Posen thought he was underdressed at last night’s Friends of New Yorkers For Children Spring Dinner Dance, so he borrowed part of model Coco Rocha’s dress. Luckily, it matched his tux. [New York City, 4/15/09] Keep reading »

Dating Don’ts: How To Keep A Dry Spell From Turning Into A Bad Smell

While some women have trouble with breasts that droop or low-hanging butt cheeks, my heart has always been my least-resilient body part. Like Chet Baker once crooned, I fall in love too easily. And once it ends—especially when it’s not my idea—I tend to have a little trouble getting back up on that passion pony. The worst time was after a six-year relationship went kibosh (translation: he dumped me). I didn’t so much as kiss another man for two years. I know. It still makes me shudder.

Sure, I was busy moaning, moping, sobbing, and sighing for the first six or eight post-dump months, but by month 10, I thought I was ready to move on. For the next year and a half, I kept wondering, mostly aloud, to anyone within earshot, why nothing was happening. It was only in retrospect that I noticed what a basketcase I’d become… Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Heidi Klum Is Knocked Up

  • Heidi Klum could be four months pregnant with her fourth child, which is her third with husband Seal. [Dlisted] — It’s surprising that Heidi and Seal have been together this long, but they seem like very involved parents who are obviously very into each other.
  • Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott really, really want to be in movies because their Oxygen reality show just isn’t enough. [Perez Hilton] — Too bad they can’t afford to produce their own feature film.
  • Salma Hayek denies she’s planning a multi-million dollar follow-up ceremony to her small Valentine’s Day wedding to Francois-Henri Pinault. [People] — Clearly, Salma has her hands full with more important stuff, like trying to save the world’s malnourished children one breast at a time.
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    Slideshow: Get Drew’s “Grey Gardens” Red Carpet Look For Cheap!

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    All eyes were on Drew Barrymore as she strutted down the red carpet at the “Grey Gardens” HBO movie premiere. Held at the old timey Ziegfeld Theater in New York City, which used to show silent films, Drew showed up in a gown glamorous enough for Greta Garbo! Here’s how you can razzle-dazzle like a rich starlet on a depression-era budget…

    Let’s Just Declare Today “Drew Barrymore Day” Because We Can’t Get Enough

    Can we talk about how much we heart Drew Barrymore? She’s ridiculously adorable. You want to hate her, but you JUST CAN’T. She did crazy child star RIGHT. Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Lady Gaga Snaps Back At The Paparazzi

    FYI, yesterday Gaga’s hair was in a cone shape. How did she change it so drastically, so quickly? [London, 4/15/09] Keep reading »

    Quickies!: A “Housewife” Takes A Ride On The Village Bicycle

  • A-Rod is supposedly dating Bethenny Frankel from “The Real Housewives of New York City.” [Perez Hilton] — Maybe now she can reach Kelly Bensimon’s level, but then again, she probably doesn’t want any more associations with Kelly.
  • Hillllarious true life mom confessions — you mean there’s piss and vomit? [New Parent]
  • Chris Brown’s family removed his stuff from Rihanna’s apartment, as the singer demanded after reportedly learning about his new jumpoff. [Media Takeout]
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    Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Ad, Plus Paris Hilton & James Franco Also Self-Satirize.

    If the best kind of friends are the ones who know how to laugh at themselves, Lindsay Lohan is totes my new BFF. Sure, the girl might be nutso, especially after her split from Samantha Ronson, but I’ll take a dose of the crazy if it makes me snarf my Diet Coke with glee. Keep reading »

    We See Chick Flicks: “Grey Gardens”

    Starring Drew Barrymore, Jessica Lange, Jeanne Tripplehorn
    Based on the 1975 documentary by Albert and David Maysles

    The dramatic film version of “Grey Gardens,” which is set to air on HBO this Saturday April 18 at 8pm, takes a look at the lives of Little Edie and Big Edie Beale, relatives of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Many of the film’s scenes are reenactments of classic moments from the documentary about them, while the rest of the movie shows how the Beales ended up as recluses in their East Hampton estate. Catherine, Simcha, Jessica Wakeman, and I discuss the movie, after the jump … Keep reading »

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