Make Every Bottle Magical

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 16, 2011
Yeah, we definitely need a Screwnicorn, the love child of a unicorn and corkscrew. This clever bottle opener combines our childhood love of unicorns with our adult love of wine. A magical, mystical drinking experience is guaranteed for all. Unfortunately, rainbows are not included. But you should have fun saying things like, "Please pa… More »

On-Air Penis Size Joke = A Real Life “Anchorman” Moment

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 16, 2011
Meet Belinda Heggen, my new hero. During an on-air broadcast about an Australian soccer player and a little urn he received as an honor, Belinda cracked a joke about her co-anchor's dick size. I love how she says this with a complete straight face — get this woman a raise! [Salon via The… More »

What’s Your Inner Age?

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 16, 2011
I have this theory that everyone has an inner age that best captures their essence. You are born your inner age and remain it throughout your life, regardless of your outer age. I've identified the inner age of everyone important in my life. My mom is 16, my dad is 21, my brother is 35,… More »

Justin Bieber Says Abortion Is Killing A Baby, Loves Canada’s Health Care

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 16, 2011
Justin Bieber: I really don't believe in abortion. It's, like, killing a baby? Rolling Stone: How about in cases of rape?) JB: Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that.Oof. "Everything… More »

Lil’ Kim Chops Off Nicki Minaj’s Head On New Album Cover

By: Kate Torgovnick/ / February 16, 2011
Nicki Minaj has repeatedly said she doesn't understand how the beef between her and Lil' Kim started. ("You see Gaga, you see Madonna—but Madonna never hated on Gaga," she said. "Why in the black community we gotta hate on each other instead of saying 'Thank you for showing me love, thank you… More »

18 Celebrity Stoners

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 16, 2011