The Man Bib Or The Hair Dickey

Is your dude a lily-white, hair-free geek — and you’d rather he more closely resemble the guido next door? Don’t worry, girlfriend. The man bib will turn your guy from a dud to a stud! Created as part of an Australian ad campaign for Solo soda, the dude dickey gives the impression its wearer is tanner than George Hamilton and built like the Terminator. Apparently, Solo isn’t the first one to come out with an idea that puts hair on a man’s chest. Walter Van Beirendonck’s hairshirt gives its wearer that all over hirsute look. Of course, there are limitations to trying to put hair where it’s not. When you get home, and he takes off his dude bib or fursuit, you’re left with the guy you got. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Lady Gaga Is A Lady Who Sips Tea

Every day, it seems, Lady Gaga does something ridiculous in order to get photographed by the paparazzi. Yeah, we’re buying into it. She amuses us. [London, 4/20/09] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jake Gyllenhaal Cops A Feel At Coachella

  • Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon attended Coachella Music Festival in Palm Springs over the weekend, where Jake very publicly squeezed Reese’s butt. [Perez Hilton]
  • Amy Winehouse reportedly wants to adopt a child from St. Lucia. [OK! Magazine]
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    For The Week Of April 20-26, 2009

    Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

    If you can put all your thinking aside and the need to be three steps ahead of yourself, then fate will finally be willing to step in and sock it to you with a little something something that’ll make you feel more ravishingly beautiful and shockingly sexy than you have in a while. Yes, this week, control is only something you should embrace after the orgasm.

    Libra (September 23 – October 22)

    Being blindsided by secret info that has you thinking of that someone special in a different way may take a few moments to absorb, but once the news settles into place, you’ll realize that what you have in your hands is a hotter and sexier piece than you ever thought before and that keeping off your hands off of him will be nearly impossible.

    Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

    Striking a new deal is in your stars and pieces of what seemed like an awkward puzzle will start to come together, switching up your routines and turning a new page for you. While the chances of this are for the better, not worst, not all will be as pretty as you’d wish — as there still will be some combative energy to deal with, but think of that tension as your Spanish fly.

    Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

    Your love life is about to get a big dose of major power that’ll be throwing you into a whirlwind of activity, boosting your stamina and confidence to levels that should have you feeling superior and thrilled to be you. The only thing standing in your way this week in terms romance is you. Don’t be scared to take chances, as the bigger risks you take, the tastier the rewards.

    Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

    As much as you try to be cautious, looking in all directions before you take action, it won’t matter because who ever you have on the other line will be pulling plays that’ll surprise you in all the right ways — and as much as you might want to self sabotage yourself in this situation, oh well, not going to happen. The mesmerization will take control and you will (and should) submit.

    Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

    Unfortunately, words are faster than actions and as much as you’ll be hearing all the right things, your inner cynic won’t be happy that there’s nothing to back it up. Whatever, time to stop holding onto your doubt like a safety vest and realize progress has to start somewhere. Not that you have to give in all the way, but communication is the beginning to all possibilities. Lighten up.

    Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

    Drama can be fun, but not unless you can take responsibility for yours. While things in your love life might be taking a bit of a wonky path these days, it doesn’t have to mean taking it to the streets to plead your case. Having a sense of privacy will work highly in your favor, as sharing gossip about your relationship won’t be doing any good for anyone, least of all for you.

    Aries (March 21 – April 19)

    There is going to be so much action happening around you, it’ll be smart to keep extra panties in your purse! Seriously, big issues from the past are finally going to be put to rest in a positive way, which will happily surprise you — and with the future wide open, you’ll be in prime position to put it ablaze with all your ideology and determination. Good times.

    Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

    You comfort zone is about to get a shake up, but thankfully, you will be more than ready to handle it, start putting one foot in front of the next and making excitement happen again. Seems your taste will be taking a big swing to the left and a more dangerous and edgier approach to all matters of the heart will be the only way to turn you out right.

    Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

    Your instincts will be brewing with all sorts of ideas and fascinations when it comes to your love life, but still the view will be a bit cloudy. Best to let your friends have an opinions on your latest antics, as they can be the seeing eye dog that guides your love life back onto a path where the enlightenment isn’t as perplexing.

    Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

    For a split second you might of felt real love, but all of sudden, it seems you aren’t as impressed as you once were and with the haze clearing and your high being worn off, the reality of the situation you find yourself in seems to be a bit more platonic than previously assessed. Oh well, being a heartbreaker is the curse you were born to bear.

    Leo (July 23 – August 22)

    Second best is as good as nothing and if that is the motto you keep near and dear to your heart this week, then all will turn out just fantastic. Yes, career accolades are in the stars, as are raises and new responsibilities that’ll fire you up to feel like a woman in full control. With satisfaction like this, expect your libido to be as relentless.

    Miss California Prefers “Opposite Marriage”

    In what is quickly becoming the YouTube moment of last night’s Miss USA Pageant, Miss California answered a question from guest judge Perez Hilton about the legalization of same sex marriage. Asked whether every state should follow suit since Vermont became the fourth state to legalize same sex marriage earlier this month, Miss California replied that she thinks it’s “great” that Americans can choose between same sex marriage or “opposite marriage,” but that in her country, she believes marriage should be between a man and woman. Isn’t California still part of America? On his blog, Perez called Miss California’s response the “worst answer in pageant history.” While I agree it was pretty bad, who can forget Miss South Carolina’s disastrous answer in the Miss Teen USA Pageant a couple years ago? Relive that moment, after the jump. Keep reading »

    Woo Hoo! Americans Can Visit Relatives In Cuba. Will The Rest Of Us Be Able To Go Soon?

    For 40 years, Americans have been banned from traveling to Cuba. But this week, Barack Obama eased travel restrictions for people with relatives in the communist country. Raul Castro, who took over when little brother Fidel was hospitalized in 2006, said, “We have sent word to the U.S. government…We are willing to discuss everything—human rights, freedom of the press, political prisoners, everything.” [CNN] Keep reading »

    Where’s The Party At? The University Of Miami

    The University of Miami was voted the top party school in the U.S. by none other than Playboy, which has been rating party schools for 20 years. This year, the schools were ranked according to five criteria — campus life, sports, sex, “brains,” and bikini. That last criteria was a combo of weather, guy-to-girl ratio, and cheerleaders. And “brains” means academics, because “you are in college for a reason, to get an education,” said Playboy Assistant Editor Rocky Rakovic. Playboy used a scientific equation that quantified GPAs, freshman retention, and Princeton academic reviews to figure out the brainpower of American college students. In order to make the list, the fun had to happen on campus, so colleges where the partying took place on the fringe of campus or in nearby cities were excluded. One surprise result was the University of Wisconsin’s sixth place ranking because the “bikini” criteria favored schools in warm climates. They must party hard, snow or shine, in Wisconsin. After the jump, the full list. [Playboy via Reuters] Keep reading »

    Amanda Lepore Is Pretty In Pink

    Transsexual model extraordinaire Amanda Lepore and her BFF, gay rapper Cazwell, are set to release their new booty bumpin’ record this summer. I can’t wait that long, so I’m glad a snippet of the dancing queen’s new video sneakily sashayed its way onto the internets. The track is called “Cotton Candy,” but the vid is more like delicious, pink eye candy. [WOW] Keep reading »

    America’s Malls In Crisis: Our Fave Mall Moments

    Oh no! The country’s second-biggest mall operator is totally bankrupt! General Growth Properties, which manages more than 1,500 malls across the country, is $25 billion in debt. With vacancies at a 10-year high, many malls are being converted into offices or going dark. Is this the end of the mall as we know it? [NY Times]

    What’s a teen girl to do without a place to buy shoes, cookies, and a bra—all at the same time? After the jump, a list of our favorite mall rights of passage we’re sad tomorrow’s kids will miss out on.
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