Kim Kardashian Didn’t Think She Was Going To Look So Naked On Nude Magazine Cover

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 31, 2011
“Oh my God, I’m more naked that I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. [The magazine] promised I would be covered with artwork — you can see the nipples! The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen. I feel so taken advantage of … I’ve definitely learned my lesson. More »

Sex Mustard, Albino Lipstick, Genetic Shower: 18 Revolting Terms For Sperm

By: The Frisky / January 31, 2011
Last week, we read about a woman who claimed her yogurt sample tasted like semen. We haven't touched yogurt since then and it may take us a while before we do. The best thing to cum, er, come out of that unfortunate semen story were some fun (read as revolting) descriptives for man juice… More »

I Knew I Wasn’t Crazy; There Is A Preferred Toilet Paper Orientation

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2011
As we discussed a couple of weeks ago, toilet paper is amongst the top 10 argument triggers for couples. It sounds petty, but a roll of toilet paper facing the wrong direction is a personal call to arms for me. I did a little research and as it turns out, I am not just… More »

PETA Wants To Run Commercial Of Hot Girls Fellating Vegetables During the Super Bowl

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 31, 2011
You work that carrot, baby! In 2009, PETA was willing to pay millions to run a commercial during the Super Bowl of scantily clad women making out with vegetables. The networks declined to air "Veggie Love" — think of the children! — but now PETA is trying again with an "outtakes" video. Once… More »

How Do You Know You Really Like Someone?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 31, 2011
One of the things I've been thinking about during this drinking/dating/sex sabbatical of mine is how you know you actually like someone. I've come to realize that in addition to being an extreme emotions junkie, I'm what Dr. Drew might call a "love-a-holic." A motivating factor in my desire to sleep with someone… More »

I’m Secretly Excited To See “Never Say Never”

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2011
I thought I was immune to the charms of boy idol, Justin Bieber, and then I saw the trailer for his new movie "Never Say Never." It's like "8 Mile," for the middle class 'tween set. All it took was two 3-second clips of him drumming on a kitchen chair at the age of… More »