Girl Talk: My Date With A Porn Star

By: Clarisse Thorn / March 29, 2011

So, a male porn star walks into a bar. I’m going to call him PS for short, to keep things simple. I’ve seen PS around Chicago before; a couple years back, we ended up at the same karaoke event until 6 a.m. But we hadn’t talked much until I ran into him at the aforementioned… More »


Peter Bjorn And John Want To Be Your Swedish Pen Pals

There was a small part of me that wanted to pick Britney SpearsFemme Fatale for this week’s cravable album. But, well, 90 percent of it has already been leaked and I just haven’t been that enthused about it, much to my chagrin. And so, I will instead go for the real album that ha… More »


Christina Aguilera’s Chauffeur Tries Not To Judge

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 29, 2011

Christina Aguilera’s chauffeur is clearly having a hard time stomaching the make out sesh in the back seat. He makes a valiant effort not to let his face betray his discomfort. I hope he gets paid handsomely for his time. [Buzzfeed]… More »


My “What Not To Wear” Makeover

By: Julie Gerstein / March 29, 2011

Yes, it’s true: I got a makeover on TLC’s “What Not to Wear.”

First off, let’s get to the immediate questions. Yes, the show’s hosts Stacy London and Clinton Kelly are as warm, friendly and sweet off camera as they are on. Yes, you really do get $5,000 to spend on clothes and… More »


Does This Calvin Klein Billboard Spell Out The F Word?

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 29, 2011

A Bra For In Between Your Boobs?

By: Julie Gerstein / March 29, 2011

File under: Problems we didn’t even know we could have. The La Decollette bra doesn’t look like a normal bra. It’s built with the bra cups cut out, and a wide swathe of fabric running up the middle of your chest. And you don’t wear it when you’re out and about — it’s to be… More »