Kate Middleton’s Wedding Hair Was Practiced … With A $10 Tiara

By: Julie Gerstein / May 10, 2011

Now that the Royal Wedding of the Millennium is over, experts are analyzing every little piece of information about the big event. Like the news that Kate Middleton’s hair dressers practiced her big day ‘do with a $10 tiara purchased at a friggin’ Claire’s Accessories. Oh hellz no, the plastic crown didn’t touch Kate’s locks–it… More »

20 Celebs Who Forgot To Put On Pants

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 10, 2011

RIP Kate Swift, The Woman Who Stopped Us From Saying “Stewardess”

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011

Once upon a time, a flight attendant was called a stewardess. Police officers and fighterfighters were policemen and firemen. And all women were addressed based on their marital status as “Miss” or “Mrs.” But not anymore, in large thanks to writer Kate Swift, who died on Saturday at age 87. More »

Dear Navy SEALs: Thank You For Killing Osama bin Laden, Now Here’s A Fleshlight

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011

This is the best press release I’ve received as a staffer at The Frisky. More »

The Love Guru: The Importance Of Being Grateful

By: The Love Guru / May 10, 2011

Towards the end of our second date, per Dr. Diana’s instructions, I told Old Flame I was dating other people as we were leaving the bar. I wasn’t sure how he’d react, but oddly, it seemed to sexually excite him. Our goodnight hug and smooch turned hot. We stood in my stairwell, kissing furiously. There… More »

9 Theories On Why Arnold Schwarzenegger And Maria Shriver Split

Perhaps the statute of limitations on opposites attracting runs out after 25 years? Today, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced that they are splitting up after 25 years of marriage. “This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us,” a joint statement read. “After a great deal of thought,… More »