Quickies!: Doggie Theft, Chris Brown Isn’t Doubling His Pleasure & A-Rod Admits To Steroid Use

  • A dog was caught shoplifting in Utah! Man, the recession is hitting everyone hard.[DListed]
  • Don’t expect to see any more of those Doublemint gum commercials featuring Chris Brown. Wrigley’s has suspended the ads effective immediately. [Perez Hilton]
  • Getting bullied as a child was no fun. So imagine still getting bullied today, but, by another female co-worker. Here are some ways to deal with female office bullies. [Shine]
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    Couples In Bed

    Call me a snoop, but I’ve always been curious about couples’ lives together. Yesterday’s New York Times featured photos of couples in bed together, giving people with prying eyes (like me!) a glimpse at intimate moments in the bedroom. Taken by real-life couple James Frank Tribble and Tracey Mancenido, the “Pillow Talk” series might make you feel a little like a peeping Tom. And it make you want to head over to Bed Bath & Beyond for some new sheets. [NY Times] Keep reading »

    Steal M.I.A.’s Yellow Nails

    Normally yellow nails scream “smoker,” but last night on the Grammys stage, rapper M.I.A.’s canary tips screamed “smokin’.” Looking to bring ten rays of sunshine to your own two hands? Try Rescue Beauty Lounge’s Square Pants ($18, RescueBeauty.com, pictured), Sephora by OPI Nail Color in Cab Fare or IM Beauty ($9 from Sephora.com), Essie’s Golden Nuggets ($9, Essie.com), this neon green/yellow nail polish from Hot Topic ($2.99 from HotTopic.com), or Hot Pop Yellow from Creative Nail Design ($5.49 from Hello-Gorgeous.net). Keep reading »

    Timeline: Chris Brown And Rihanna’s Relationship

    Although the pair have never admitted they were dating, it’s pretty safe to assume they’ve been a couple for the past year. Check out what preceded this past weekend’s events. Keep reading »

    We See Chick Flicks: “He’s Just Not That Into You”

    Starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson, Justin Long

    When God created chick flicks, she/he had this one in mind as the epitome, the end all, be all of chick flicks. Not one straight man on the planet will see this film willingly, and those women who do, should walk in with a healthy dose of skepticism. After all, the movie is based on a self-help book of the same name, which has been ripped apart for its stereotyping of women. Plus, it wasn’t clear to me how in the hell it would translate into a film. That said, it was produced by Drew Barrymore’ Flower Films — which also put out the fluffy gem “Never Been Kissed” — and also stars Barrymore alongside Frisky faves Ginnifer Goodwin and Jennifer Connelly. Additionally, having been a crazy lady in the boy department many times myself, I went into the movie believing that there was nothing wrong with looking crazy moments like those in the face and laughing about how young and stupid we’ve all been. In that sense, “He’s Just Not That Into You” didn’t disappoint. Keep reading »

    Crave: Raining Cats ‘N Dogs Umbrella

    We usually have to force ourselves to go outside when it’s raining and the sky is a dreary gray. But this umbrella might actually have us longing for bad weather. On the outside, it looks like an average umbrella. On the inside, it has a playful print of raining cats and dogs. Plus, the bright blue overhead will ensure that we won’t get as depressed as the weather. [$36, FredFlare.com] Keep reading »

    Lady Gaga’s Reason For Never Wearing Pants

    OK, so you know how Lady Gaga never wears pants? Well, apparently she has an excuse. She told Rolling Stone: “My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, ‘I can see you, because you have no pants on.’ So I’ll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.” Um, wouldn’t wearing white pants — or better yet, neon pink — make her equally visible? [via Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

    Valentine’s Day Is For Losers

    Valentine’s Day is this weekend, and once again I’m reminded how irrelevant the occasion is to anyone who’s actually in love. Aside from kids and their handmade cards, Valentine’s Day is really just for the lonely, sad, and insecure. Think about it. When was the last time you heard anyone who was happily coupled up express anything remotely resembling excitement over the big day? More likely, they don’t express any thoughts about it at all. Because happily coupled up people don’t think about Valentine’s Day. And why should they? If couples are doing it right, they don’t need to wait for some manufactured Hallmark occasion to celebrate their love. Keep reading »

    Swan Dumps Swan Boat In Tragic Love Affair Gone Wrong

    You may or may not have heard about the black swan in Münster, Germany, that fell in love with a boat that’s shaped like a swan. Back in 2006, Petra the swan formed an attachment to the swan boat, always following it around and sleeping next to it. Petra stayed by the boat’s side until last spring, when she befriended some real swans and abandoned the inanimate object of her desire. Now it seems that Petra is missing. She disappeared from the Aasee lake three weeks ago, and many fear she may have frozen to death or been eaten by a fox. However, all hope is not lost. Petra may have been spotted at a lake 100 km from Münster. No one knows why she left her longtime home, but something tells me she’s still in search of her one true love, seeing as the boat romance didn’t work out. [Spiegel] Keep reading »

    Seven Ways To Say I Love You Silk Boyshorts

    Normally I’m skeptical of any messages across your bum (juicy?), but Mary Green’s Seven Ways to Say “I Love You” Silk Boyshorts ($173 for the set at figleaves.com) are just too adorable to ignore. (It doesn’t hurt that the silkiness of the fabric offsets the boyishness of the boyshorts!) Each day of the week you can tell someone those three little words in Spanish, English, German, Hebrew, Italian, Chinese and French. Damn, I wish I’d had these panties when I studied abroad in Prague, because I might’ve had more to say to the French dude…and the Italian dude…and…ah, nevermind. Keep reading »

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