30 Things I Love About Being Single Right Now

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 9, 2011
Back when I was in a relationship, there were a few things I missed about being a single girl. I had been in a great relationship with myself for two years and for all the pleasures of having a boyfriend, I also missed some parts of my former life. Now that I'm Jessica,… More »

Valentine’s Day Must Be Hell For The Polyamorous

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 9, 2011
It's hard enough scrambling to find Valentine's Day gifts (especially if you're a cheap and lazy lover), booking reservations for a prix fixe dinner, and trying to make the night as special at St. Hallmark has deemed it to be. But imagine if you had to do that with multiple people. I will… More »

Update: Did The Yogurt Come Back Positive For Semen?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 9, 2011
Oh thank god. There's been an update in the case of the yogurt that tastes like semen. A couple weeks ago, I told you about the 28-year-old Albuquerque woman who said the yogurt sample she was given at her local grocery store tasted like "bodily fluids." In fact, in her statement to police she… More »

Mind Of Man: How We Say “I Love You” (Without Actually Saying, “I Love You”)

By: John DeVore / February 9, 2011
In honor of Valentine's Day, we're rerunning the very first Mind of Man which originally was published in February 2008. It's an oldie, but SUCH a goodie. OK ladies, check it out: We love you. We love watching your sleeping face glow on our 150-thread count pillowcases. We love that mischievous glint i… More »

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Divorcing

Maybe they just didn't want to buy each other Valentine's Day gifts? Or maybe Pete wasn't so into Ashlee's new blonde pixie cut? Or maybe Ashlee is just following in her big sister's footsteps. Whatever the reason, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are headed to divorce court. Ashlee has filed paper… More »

No Man Should Wear His Ex-Girlfriend’s Jeans

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 9, 2011
Levi's has delivered a swift blow to masculinity with the Ex-Girlfriend Jean. "Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here's a tribute to her -- a fit that's super-snug allover, an update of the five-pocket classic that's as skinny as it gets," the style description reads. All it costs is $69.50 to emasculate his bottom… More »