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Man, I’m glad I didn’t waste my time in high school reading Jane Eyre because I’m pretty sure the book would have ruined what seems to be an awesome movie! Set to be released in March 2011, the flick based on Charlotte Brontë’s book will star the kick-ass lead from Tim Burton’s “Alice In Wonderland,” Mia Wasikowska and Dame Judi Dench. Best of all, director Cary Fukanaga, who read 24 adaptations of the book (dayum!), feels it isn’t some prissy love story, but a decidedly dark, gothic romance. Suh-weet! Now if only we could get some zombies in there. Oh yeah, and one more thing, I said it once and I’ll say it again, a decade later: “Suck it Mrs. Buckwell, reading is for peeps who don’t have movie theaters!” [The Daily What] Keep reading »
Ahhh, “21 Jump Street.” The show that introduced us to our crush of the past 23 years, Johnny Depp. The premise was a little weak—a group of young-looking undercover officers investigate crimes committed by and to those who aren’t yet of age. (Check out the first 10 minutes of the pilot above.) Now, “Jump Street” is headed for the big screen. The stars attached? Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill. Wait, do we smell a buddy cop movie? Suffice it to say that Channing is no Johnny, but still—this could be pretty good. [EW] Keep reading »
I’ve been a lover of leather clothes since the ’80s when my cousin handed down a black leather jacket to me. The thing is, though, like the fashions of the ’80s, many leather clothes have a sort of trashy vibe. There’s also a fine line between wearing leather and looking biker chic and biker hot mess. So, today I’ve found 10 pieces of leather and faux leather fashions that are classy, not trashy.
Look! It’s models getting ready to walk in the Victoria’s Secret runway show! They call this “couture.” (Hm.) They are very excited about their fittings! The theme is “A Night of 1,000 Fantasies,” which is one way of saying, “Men across the country will be masturbating to this.” There are six sections that represent six types of women! What are they? I must know which one I am! They are Tough Love, Game On, Country Girls, Heavenly Bodies, Wild Things, and Pink. Which one am I?! Who knows. Adriana Lima says, “Zeriouzzly, dis iz deh beegest weeng eye evah hayd.” We concur! Only 20 more days until this thing airs. We can hardly stand the wait. Keep reading »