Do Not Want: Terrifying Simpson’s Feet

By: Julie Gerstein / March 18, 2011
Haven't you always wanted to look like a Matt Groening character? We thought so. And so does Prada's shoe designer, apparently, who has whipped up these terrifying, cartoonish, Marge Simpson-esque shoe boots for your shoe-obsessed pleasure. [Shoelust]… More »

New Underwear Keep Your Vagina Cool, Way Cool

By: Julie Gerstein / March 18, 2011
Lady parts can sometimes be way complicated. I mean, doesn't your vagina sometimes overheat? It's not like your body naturally regulates its temperature or anything. But thankfully, Jockey has created cooling underwear, which soothes your burning firecrotch with state-of-the-art technology from NASA!. Says the company, “The Outlast® temperature regulating technology behind Jockey® staycool underwear hel… More »

10 Things A Guy Could Say That Would Make Us Run For The Hills

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2011
We were just waiting for Emily Maynard to jump from "Bachelor" Brad Womack's loveboat. His "I'm a perfect guy now" facade was crumbling by the second during the finale. What was her first hint? When he got angry at her for questioning that his desire to be a father to her daughter was enough? How… More »

Swizz Beatz’s Ex-Wife Is Classy About Him Leaving For Alicia Keys

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 18, 2011
"It took some time, but I now realize that even my former husband [Swizz Beats] and his new wife [Alicia Keys] are my partners in this wonderful journey. When I look into Kasseem's eyes, I see the joy in his heart by having such a wonderful, blended family that loves him so much. As thi… More »

Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Vagina

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2011
54 bags of heroin 31 empty heroin bags 8 prescription pills $51.22 in cash and change Twenty-seven-year-old Pennsylannia woman, Karin Mackaliunas, was arrested for suspected burglary and reckless driving. After a routine strip search, authorities discovered all of the items listed above stored in her vagina. Now that's a vagina! Why bother with a purse… More »

Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Moved To Hong Kong

By: Daniela Guernica / March 18, 2011
It was over a year ago, last January, when my boyfriend of almost four years said, “So I have something to tell you” over a Friday night dinner in Chinatown. My appetite instantly evaporated and my stomach suddenly ached with anticipation over what would follow those words. Immediately I thought, This is the break-up dinner,… More »