Swizz Beatz’s Ex-Wife Is Classy About Him Leaving For Alicia Keys

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 18, 2011
"It took some time, but I now realize that even my former husband [Swizz Beats] and his new wife [Alicia Keys] are my partners in this wonderful journey. When I look into Kasseem's eyes, I see the joy in his heart by having such a wonderful, blended family that loves him so much. As thi… More »

Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Vagina

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2011
54 bags of heroin 31 empty heroin bags 8 prescription pills $51.22 in cash and change Twenty-seven-year-old Pennsylannia woman, Karin Mackaliunas, was arrested for suspected burglary and reckless driving. After a routine strip search, authorities discovered all of the items listed above stored in her vagina. Now that's a vagina! Why bother with a purse… More »

Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Moved To Hong Kong

By: Daniela Guernica / March 18, 2011
It was over a year ago, last January, when my boyfriend of almost four years said, “So I have something to tell you” over a Friday night dinner in Chinatown. My appetite instantly evaporated and my stomach suddenly ached with anticipation over what would follow those words. Immediately I thought, This is the break-up dinner,… More »

Just In Case Your Touched Your Genitals

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2011
Maybe, just maybe, you touched your genitals. And if you did, don't forget to sanitize thoroughly with this after-genital-contact hand sanitizer. Because touching yourself can be very, very dirty. [$4.99 Blue Q]… More »

Couple Commemorates Wedding With “Don’t Stop Me Now” Lip Dub

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2011
My main reason for possibly wanting to get married someday — besides, you know, joining forces legally with my partner in life and love — is so I can involve Queen, the greatest band ever, somehow. This couple did it so well. [via Buzzfeed]… More »

Shopping Guide: 11 Big, Beautiful, And Bold Rings

By: Annika Harris / March 18, 2011