Mrs. Crystal Hefner Graces The Cover Of Playboy

I have a feeling that the July cover of Playboy will not go down in history as one of Hugh Hefner’s favorites. It obviously went to print before Crystal Harris called off their wedding, and features Crystal sitting in a leather chair, puffing on a pipe, wearing in a sailor’s cap, alongside the couple’s dog,… More »


Is Chris Evans’ Profile In GQ Awesome Or Out Of Line?

I wasn’t expecting too much when I cracked the spine on the latest issue of GQ and began to read the cover story of Chris Evans. Captain America has always struck me as, well, pretty boring. But the article, written by Edith Zimmerman of The Hairpin, ended up being fascinating if a bit solipsistic. Basically,… More »


Strippers, Guns & Booty Shaking: Behold, The Most Offensive Political Ad Ever

Jessica Wakeman / June 16, 2011

Strippers, guns, rap music, booty shaking, gangstas … why, it’s the most offensive, sexist, racist political ad you’ve ever seen. This NSFW commercial called “Hahn’s Homeboyz” begins to criticize Janice Hahn, a Los Angeles City Councilwoman running for a Democratic Congressional seat, for her proposal to use “taxpayer money” to hire former gang member… More »


Breaking News: Anthony Weiner And Screech May Be Related

Oh dear, college pictures of Anthony Weiner in ladywear have surfaced. I think we should thank The National Enquirer for uncovering Screech’s long lost twin. No wonder he was texting pictures of his d**k, he was trying to compensate for being a big nerdball in college. [Buzzfeed]… More »


10 Sexy Celebs Sans Eyebrows

Lindsay A. / June 16, 2011

Quickies: John Edwards Grins Like A Goober In His Mug Shot & Lily Allen Is Preggo

Jessica Wakeman / June 15, 2011

The John Edwards mug shot is here! The naughty ex-senator was booked on June 6 over charges he used campaign funds to keep his mistress, Rielle Hunter, under wraps. This all happened after a grand jury indicted Edwards on six counts, including conspiracy, issuing false statements and violating campaign contribution laws. Johnny swears he’s not… More »