Natalie Portman’s Miss Dior Cherie Commercial Is Super-Cheesy

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 23, 2011
When I think of "Natalie Portman" or "Dior," I don't think "epic cheesiness." But the creative director for Nat's Miss Dior Cherie perfume commercial had a different thought process. Yikes, this is a little embarrassing. [YouTube]… More »

A Bracelet That Predicts Your PMS Threat Level

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 23, 2011
Help for men everywhere is finally here! U.K. man, Kari Dorn, invented a PMS alert wristband. After being married for 16 years and hearing his buddies complain about their domestic woes -- because a PMSing woman is so, so scary! -- Dorn had a brilliant idea for a bracelet that lets men know at… More »

Dear Wendy: “How Do You Dump A Nice Guy?”

By: Wendy Atterberry / February 23, 2011
I have been dating my boyfriend for seven months now (exclusive for four). We took things slowly because I had just come out of another relationship and I didn't want him to be a rebound. Unfortunately, it seems that's what he is, though. He is really kind and very thoughtful but I am not i… More »

George Clooney’s Presidential Campaign Slogan: “I Drank The Bong Water”

By: Kate Torgovnick/ / February 23, 2011
"I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I f**ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth ... [I] would start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.’ That’s gonna be my campaig… More »

Teen Proposes Girls Carry Guns To Prevent Rape

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 23, 2011
Oh, girls just wanna have gu-u-uns! Oh, girls just wanna have guns! So says Regis Giles, a 19-year-old conservative activist with a unique new idea to protect women and girls from prowling rapists: equip them with guns. The telegenic lass hails from an esteemed lineage: the blog Guanabee reports she is "the younger… More »

Mind Of Man: Why You’re Not Married

By: John DeVore / February 23, 2011
The reason you’re not married yet is because I don’t really care why you’re not married and no one else does, either. Seriously, nobody cares. You shouldn’t care. Marriage isn’t a tiara. It’s not a ribbon to cut or one of those big novelty lottery checks. You don’t “deserve” a husband. You’re not Veruca Salt. More »