Star Couplings: It’s A Boy For Kimora Lee Simmons

  • Kimora Lee Simmons gave birth to her son with partner Djimon Hounsou on Saturday. [E! Online] — Only Kimora could look that glamorous while in labor.
  • Finally, confirmation that Jennifer Hudson is pregnant. Her friends through her a baby shower in Chicago over the weekend, but she hasn’t shared a due date with them yet. [Perez Hilton]
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    Quick Pic: Daniel Craig Has A License To Chill

    Food company Del Monte asked more than 1,000 British women to vote on which celebrity they think is the coolest and worthy of being stuck on a stick. Daniel Craig got the most votes, and from today until June 7, limited edition Daniel Craig-shaped popsicles are being sold in England. It’s a shame they aren’t available on this side of the pond, because lord knows we’d like to put Daniel Craig in our mouths. Keep reading »

    For The Week Of June 1-7, 2009

    Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

    Your ideals about domestic bliss are about to get a shocking dose of reality. On one hand, it’ll bring you to a new understanding of your honey, but on the other, it’ll make you a little more queasy at the responsibilities of commitment. At the least, it’ll give you tons to think about and analyze and by the week’s end, expect a beautiful epiphany.

    Libra (September 23 – October 22)

    Secrets and sexy mysteries are the theme of the week and the more you explore the naughty unknown, the more you’ll feel tingly in places you never thought you were bad enough to feel. Yes, this is the week your mindset turns around and it’s no more Miss Nice Girl, as heading off into the dark side is where you’ll find its really happening.

    Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

    When it comes to your relationship this week, it’ll feel as if you’ve been ruffied. Everything he says and does will feel as if there’s a sexy genius behind his power to turn you on and out. Every time he walks into the room, calls you up, or takes off his clothes, all of it will seem so extra potent that you’ll have a hard time resisting from falling onto your knees.

    Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

    If you want your honey to listen to what you say, you’re going to have to get more forceful and really put your foot down and your feelings on the line. While it will take time to get the understanding you want, if you push passionately and stand firm, you will start to see that getting on the same page isn’t so impossible.

    Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

    You’re going to have to switch your mind into a more idealistic gear and your heart into fantasy mode, because the more you let yourself float out there on a limb, the more you will be rewarded as that special someone is waiting in the wings for you to just accept what you feel and go for it. Besides, what do you have to lose? If anything, this one will feed your ego quite nicely.

    Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

    Staying in your comfort zone isn’t going to get you laid. Although your mental pursuits do keep you occupied, you know it’s not enough to ward off that itchy curiosity you get down there. To put your ass back into the game effectively, this is your time to break out and hit new places, to find new faces. Inspiration is out there, but it’s only if you take the initiative to find it.

    Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

    Make sensuality and lengthy sexcapades the priority for this week, because as it goes, your stamina will be soaring to never levels of hunger that will make you feel like a sex starved animal that just can’t get enough. Plus, with work stress also nipping into your brain, you will need a fast escape into pleasure to keep you sane.

    Aries (March 21 – April 19)

    Money luck arrives just in time for you and your baby to start taking about bigger dreams and goals. Time to step up the ambition in your relationship and get an agenda set. Enough of playing house with no real direction in sight, as you know deep down inside that novelty has worn out. Now, time to see what the other is truly made of.

    Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

    Your charm will be indomitable and all that you say and do will be a powerful aphrodisiac to judo flip anyone you want onto his back, hands or knees. If you are taken, this will mean much time with your legs in the air. If single, watch out world, because as it stands, the market is in dire need for a ladylove just like you.

    Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

    Your anxiety levels are about to go down a notch and some clarity in your love life is coming. This could be a major breakthrough or meeting someone that seems to come out of nowhere, but has all the hot qualities you seek. Yup, this week is the turning point where your year starts to look up and that dreamy state of being you begins.

    Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

    An itching sensation will be coming over you at a most bizarre time, as someone you have been lightly seeing with will start to appear different to you and make you act out in freaky ways. Instead of trying to convince yourself that it’s not real, consider the options and realize that what you have been craving this whole time could be right under your nose.

    Leo (July 23 – August 22)

    A steamy flirtation is about to put you into the danger zone. This is not the time to get careless, as your ambitions are also on the line and splitting your priorities could have you faced with decisions that won’t bode well for you, driving up your stress levels to the point that your brain won’t function the way it should. Seriously, consider all options before making a move.

    Would You Let Your Man Wear Drop-Crotch Pants?

    Maybe there are a few gentleman out there sporting unisex trends like Ugg boots and Longchamps bags but a certain foreign import might be making the next big splash in unisex fashion: Drop-crotch pants. Shops like Zara, H&M and Topshop have already jumped on the drop-crotch pant bandwagon after the trend hit the streets of Europe.

    I found that some of my craftier, fashion pioneer friends were making their pants from MC Hammer Pants Simplicity patterns or getting them custom made. Unlike the Hammer pants, the sides on these genie-like thingies don’t billow out but cling instead and taper at the ankles. Despite its clear flaws, it does have benefits like elongating your torso and letting ones package breathe. The jury is still out on whether these will be hipster cool or just plain weird. I don’t know girls, is it time to let your man drop-crotch it like its hot? [$44 Topshop] Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Prince Harry Spits Mad Game

    Britain’s favorite ginger spit water at his opponent at a charity polo match this weekend. [Long Island, NY, 5/31/09] Keep reading »

    Bruno 69′s Eminem At The MTV Movie Awards

    Last night’s MTV Movie Awards were pretty good — host Andy Samberg was delightfully random, “Twilight”‘s Kristen Stewart dropped her award and looked vaguely like she was on something, and Robert Pattinson was predictably hot. But by far the best moment was when Bruno (aka Sasha Baron Cohen) flew over the stage to present an award, ass exposed, and landed crotch first in Eminem’s face, in the “69″ position. Though this was likely staged, Em’s reaction was priceless. Keep reading »

    The Breakfast Clubbers: Where Are They Now?

    No ‘80s teen movie was complete without Molly Ringwald. So we got a little excited today when we saw that, in addition to starring in the show “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager” on ABC, everyone’s favorite teen queen had re-emerged, this time as a singer. Ringwald is using her killer pipes on a jazz record with composer Peter Smith. And just like her career, her vocal stylings have stood the test of time. Here, you can listen to her ditties on the new album “Here It Comes.”

    This got us thinking: Where did all the other “The Breakfast Club” brat packers go? We’ve gone all Nancy Drew to find out. Keep reading »

    Ridiculous Ego-Tastic Celeb Weddings

    On “The Hills” tonight, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will tie the knot with the big, princess wedding Heidi always dreamed of. For the festivities, they asked their entire Pasadena ‘hood to bow down. The two lovebirds petitioned their neighbors to allow them to shut down sidewalks and streets so they could turn the event into “an untitled reality TV project.” Insanely, the neighbors agreed. Could a wedding be any more ridic’? Well, unfortunately for mankind, yes. Keep reading »

    Gallery: The Worst Male Celebrity Hairstyles

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    Guy hair should be easy: trim to a reasonable length, wash a few times a week, go. Various gentlemen though—both in Hollywood and quite possibly your bed—are still confused by the concept. Take these hot mess man hair styles as a warning sign and back the hell away from any guy trying to rock them. Like Carmine Gotti, who still hasn’t grasped the fact that, if your hair needs that much gel to stay in place, you’re trying too hard to defy gravity.

    What’s Pro-Life About Murdering Doctors? Abortion Doctor Killed In Kansas

    Dr. George Tiller, who, among other things, administered abortions at his Wichita, Kansas women’s clinic, was shot and killed today in front of his church. He was one of the few doctors who stilled performed late-term abortions, and his clinic was the target of many anti-choice protests over the years, including a previous attempt on his life in 1993. He was 67-years-old. A suspect is in custody. [CNN]

    Some anti-choices groups have condemned the killing, while others have taken the opportunity to continue to condemn him, saying, “George Tiller was a mass-murderer. We grieve that he did not have time to properly prepare his soul to face God.” Keep reading »

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