“I want a guy who is masculine, good with his hands and able to build stuff and who has survival skills. Facial hair is a big turn-on. Most of the kids I hang out with in New York are hipster arty types, but I like a stronger, more physically imposing man–like a lumberjack … I’m also into a little hair pulling. I like boys to be aggressive and allow me to be a little aggressive back.”
– Chloe Sevigny tells Playboy what she wants in a man. I’m having a “Being John Malkovich” moment. It’s like I’m in Chloe’s brain and she’s expressing my thoughts or something. You know, I’ve been told a few times, especially when my hair is on the blonder side, that Chloe and I look kind of alike. We’re both Scorpios. And my dream man is a Paul Bunyon type who’ll pull my hair a bit. Uh oh. Chloe’s my competition. I’m screwed. [ONTD] Keep reading »
The other night, I was wading through all the junk scattered around my apartment, starting to panic because I couldn’t find a book I needed to review. I threw out bag after bag of garbage and finally decided to get some dinner, my version of which was a prepackaged frozen entree of organic tofu, vegetables and brown rice, plus a bottle of soy sauce. Keep reading »
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It’s time again for “Dear Wendy Updates,” a feature where people I’ve given advice to in the past let us know whether they followed the advice and how they’re doing today. After the jump, we hear from “Not a Replacement,” whose boyfriend constantly compared her to his deceased ex — even going to so far as to tell her she kissed like his dead ex-girlfriend. I told her to MOA, but did she heed my advice? Find out after the jump. Keep reading »
“They live with Tom, which was their choice. I’d love [for] them to live with us, but what can you do? … They are healthy and sane and together and are great, great people. So I’m not one of those people that needs to be reminded of what I have.”
—Nicole Kidman talks about missing her adopted children Isabella, 18, and Connor, 15, who chose to live with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. She’s said they made the decision to stay in Los Angeles, but we wonder if Xenu had any influence on this. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
I don’t hide the fact that the holidays are not my favorite time of year. Christmas does not make me think of tinsel-covered trees and red and green wrapping paper. It makes me think of crowded stores, overpriced gifts and too much family time. Plus, it falls right around the coldest and darkest days of the year. If Jesus was so special, why didn’t he pick a better month for his birthday?
New Year’s is slightly better because it involves lots of alcohol and, the next day, you get to start afresh. Keep reading »