It’s Time To Play March Beard Madness!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 14, 2011
I can't get into March Madness because I don't give a flying fudge about college basketball, but I am obsessed with male facial hair. Clean-shaven just isn't for me. My only qualm with this otherwise awesome bracket pitting famous bearded dudes against each other -- where the hell is Paul Bunyan?! [Thought Balloo… More »

Crush Of The Day: Max Irons’ Sex Appeal Runs In The Family

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 14, 2011
Jeremy Irons is one of those actors whose sexiness just gets better with age. So, I can't wait to see how his already insanely gorgeous son Max, 25, ahem, ripens. Max is just one of the hot stars of "Red Riding Hood" -- alongside Shiloh Fernandez, who was a past… More »

Dear Wendy Updates: “Excited But Lost” Responds (Again)

By: Wendy Atterberry / March 14, 2011
It’s time again for “Dear Wendy Updates,” a feature where people I’ve given advice to in the past let us know whether they followed the advice and how they’re doing today. After the jump, we hear from “Excited But Lost,” who we first heard from last August when she was eager to start… More »

Al Qaeda Launches A Jihad Cosmo-Esque Magazine

By: Julie Gerstein / March 14, 2011
What do the fashionable jihadists of the world read? Why, Al Qaeda's "Cosmo-style" (that's Fashionista's words, not ours) ladymag Al-Shamikha, which means "majestic woman." The glossy 30-page magazine boasts interviews with martyrs’ wives, beauty advice on how to keep skin clear (not surprisingly, that boils down to "staying inside with your face covered"),… More »

Photoshop Fail: Because Your Thighs Can Never Be Too Thin

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 14, 2011
I dunno about you ladies, but when my inner thighs touch, I feel, like, totally disgusting. Frankly, if you can't toss at least a softball through them at all times, it's diet time, amIright?! As for this Victoria's Secret model, well, the way she's been Photoshopped just makes me want to go bowling. [… More »

Ask The Mega Man Panel: The Capelet Blouse

By: Julie Gerstein / March 14, 2011
We love the idea of a capelet, but does it work when it's part of a shirt? Maybe, maybe not. We asked the man panel to weigh in on this Pins and Needles Melody Capelet Blouse and got a, uh, mixed reaction. And if you've got an item you're dying for the ma… More »