Men get all kinds of dating advice — some smart, some stupid. If you’re a dude, it’s hard to know who to believe when it comes to women. Frankly, as women, we’re not even sure what we want half the time, but you knew that already. In any case, sometimes it’s easier for us to say what we don’t want. So if you don’t want to send a woman screaming in the opposite direction, don’t commit a single one of the stupidest mistakes you can make when you’re trying to get with one of us. Keep reading »
“I had no idea, and please excuse me, that you guys call a condom a rubber. My version of a rubber is like an eraser, so I’ve done that. I’ve very loudly asked for a rubber … that was embarrassing.”
—Emma Watson tells David Letterman about how British slang got her in trouble at Brown. I’m sure the college boys are utterly charmed when she asks for a “plastic,” “rubber,” or a “snog.” [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
It’s wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap time at the Palin household. After people criticized the family’s new TLC reality show, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” on Facebook, little sis Willow Palin busted out with homophobic slurs, put-downs and grammar gone rogue.
“Haha your [sic] so gay. I have no idea who you are. But what I’ve seen pictures of, your [sic] disgusting,” the 16-year-old wrote. “Tre stfu. Your [sic] such a fa**ot,” this charming child wrote elsewhere. Willow also accused commenters of being “jealous of my families [sic] success and you guys aren’t goin [sic] to go anywhere with your lives.” Keep reading »
I met Elliot* at a restaurant. I was sitting at a table having dinner with a friend when I saw him sipping a bourbon at the bar. My palms got a little clammy, my jaw dropped slightly, and I may have even audibly gasped. “Hottest. Dude. Ever,” I announced to my friend. My mouth started to salivate. He was dreamy.
“Where?” my friend asked.
“There. At the bar,” I said. “The one with the facial hair and the scarf around his neck. The one who is obviously the sexiest guy this place has ever seen.” He was good-looking in the way that would make even the most poised woman act like a horny teenage boy, stopping to do a double and triple take and choke back a catcall. Keep reading »
Daydreaming isn’t often encouraged in our fast-paced world. But when you think about it, where would we be as a society without daydreaming? We’d have a lot less inventions, fiction, art, and introspection, that’s where. The Drapey Rêve Tee from J.Crew reminds us to dream a little dream while we’re awake, braving the world. Not only does it have the French word for “dream” scrolled across it, but it’s also striped and has sequins. What a très chic dream!
What’s up with the “Twilight
“-ization of everything lately
? Apparently, now not even “Little Red Riding Hood” is safe. In this clip from the new remake, starring Amanda Seyfried
, Red is a sexy, sultry blonde, hunting a sexy spiky-haired wolf guy. Is nothing sacred anymore? [Dlisted
] Keep reading »