Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Vagina

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2011
54 bags of heroin 31 empty heroin bags 8 prescription pills $51.22 in cash and change Twenty-seven-year-old Pennsylannia woman, Karin Mackaliunas, was arrested for suspected burglary and reckless driving. After a routine strip search, authorities discovered all of the items listed above stored in her vagina. Now that's a vagina! Why bother with a purse… More »

Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Moved To Hong Kong

By: Daniela Guernica / March 18, 2011
It was over a year ago, last January, when my boyfriend of almost four years said, “So I have something to tell you” over a Friday night dinner in Chinatown. My appetite instantly evaporated and my stomach suddenly ached with anticipation over what would follow those words. Immediately I thought, This is the break-up dinner,… More »

Just In Case Your Touched Your Genitals

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2011
Maybe, just maybe, you touched your genitals. And if you did, don't forget to sanitize thoroughly with this after-genital-contact hand sanitizer. Because touching yourself can be very, very dirty. [$4.99 Blue Q]… More »

Couple Commemorates Wedding With “Don’t Stop Me Now” Lip Dub

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2011
My main reason for possibly wanting to get married someday — besides, you know, joining forces legally with my partner in life and love — is so I can involve Queen, the greatest band ever, somehow. This couple did it so well. [via Buzzfeed]… More »

Shopping Guide: 11 Big, Beautiful, And Bold Rings

By: Annika Harris / March 18, 2011

Beauty Test Drive: Fresh’s Umbrian Clay Treatment

By: Julie Gerstein / March 18, 2011
One note before we begin: The picture above is not exactly the product I used. I used a loose umbrian clay powder from Fresh that can be mixed with water and used as a face mask. I believe the face treatment is exactly the same thing, but in a slightly different--and way more convenient--form. Umbria… More »