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Jamie. Lynn. Spears. Just because your big sister Brit got pregnant twice doesn’t mean that you have to, too. Also, there’s no need to shave your head or have a nervous breakdown. Britney’s been there and done that.
I was slightly confused when my boyfriend started going on about the bad-ass of the week. I nodded dumbly figuring he was just speaking in boy-talk. But oh no, the continued references to the bad-ass continued so I finally decided to translate his statements into normal human speech. It turns out that he was actually making sense and that I just couldn’t fully comprehend the true awesomeness of the Bad Ass Of The Week website. Keep reading »
If you put on your bikini, grab yourself a fruity cocktail, then head out to the sun…in your own backyard –you’re on a stay-cation. Touted on every channel as the “stay at home and relax” vacation, it makes you feel that your lack of funds for a resort getaway is in fact a really great thing. That got us thinking that the obvs next step in this easy-to-do vacation trend should be an “escape” from your normal beauty routine. Want the ’70s porn-bush you’ve always dreamed of? Take a “Beauty Vacation!” Want to let your leg hair run amok to its heart content? Let it grow, mama, let it GROW! Note: A “Beauty Vacation” takes more effort than just sitting on the couch, or lounging hairily in the sun:You have to completely commit yourself to not obsessively grooming the way you normally would. Here are a few ideas from fellow naturalists to start you off:
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Employment rates reached 9.4% this month—the highest they’ve been in the past 26 years. Great, so nearly a tenth of the U.S. is unemployed, and I’m graduating college in a semester––yikes! While I’d totally love to embrace “funemployment” come December, I just don’t think my Dad will approve of that. So in the spirit of I-better-start-looking-for-a-job-now-or-I’m-gonna-need-food-stamps-and-I-don’t-know-how-they-work, here are some very creative ways other people have taken to the job search. Keep reading »
Jamie Kennedy better watch out. Girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told Jamie—oh, and every listener in the LA area tuned into the “JohnJay and Rich” show—that if Jamie doesn’t propose to her by this time next year, there will be “a situation.” Ironically, the couple was on the radio show to deny engagement rumors. So I guess we’ll see how that turns out. [Celebitchy]
I’ve never been a fan of woman who pester their guys about puttin’ a ring on it. And for some reason, it seems like an awful lot of celebrities are doing this publicly, which just seems wrong. Click on for the hall of shame.
Not that it’s a surprise to anyone out there that the Gosselin’s are on vacay—well, everyone minus Jon who’s motoring around his yard back in P-A on his ATV—and if you’ve seen anything of Kate on the beach you know the woman is working it. New suit every day, giant sunglasses, personal trainer-bought six-pack abs. And because Ms.Thing has loads of style (and kids) we thought why not match a kid to the suit—fun way to get to know who is who!
And since twin Mady’s the total diva of the show (well, she’s ain’t the only one, she’s really a mini-Kate), she inspired KG’s total sexy-time suit. How’s that for attention grabbing?
So your frenemie invited you to her wedding, and you suspect she just wants to show off. Why not wear a dress that will steal attention away from her and some of the focus on you? She probably deserves it anyway.
Legendary rock n’ roll producer Phil Spector was just sentenced to 19 years in jail for murder. Although the prison guards took away his infamous afro wig, he was allowed to bring his iPod and a computer with him. So now, the inmate is a blogger…just like me. Dang, these internets are egalitarian! But what’s Phil got to blog about: prison slop, pooping in public, what really happens when you drop the soap? Actually, he’s been going on and on about his budding bromance with Wilson, a pet cockroach who likes to play chess. Uh, gross.
But in the Celebiverse, you don’t have to be behind bars to have a weird friggin’ pet. From a Blackberry stealing chimpanzee to a flock of flamingos, here are our favorite eccentric celebs and their even crazier animals. Keep reading »