Knowd: Simply Irresistible
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
A burst of passion is going to be ringing in your ears as confessions spring out from nowhere from your latest boy toy. Luckily, you’ve been paying no attention to the matters at hand, so this approach will be somewhat new and exciting as you can revel in the power and love dangling your love at the end of the carrot for this besotted lover begging at your feet.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Money and love can come in the same package, if you play your cards right. All it takes is to stop thinking modestly, thinking you can only have one or the other. All is possible, but it’ll mean no more excuses for yourself and your beloved. Crack the whip and turn the page on the next chapter, the one where being happily every after is non-negotiable.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
A powerful dose of optimism is coming your way and gone will be the self-defeating thoughts that have been plaguing your mind and blurring your outlook. Whatever struggles you’ve been trying to wrestle down will no longer be as severe. Just note though, this glimmer of hope can come in many forms — as in tall, hot and sexy or boyish, cute and sweet.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
A startling connection with someone can spur at a moment’s notice, making you feel as if destiny is swooping in and guiding your life. If you think things are too good to be true, love it instead of spending one second to analyze, because you’ll only sabotage yourself. Not to say you should be blind to what’s happening, just open.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Working together with your boo is one of the things that can seal the deal even further, as your best comes out when you get to play boss lady. To bring on an everyone wins situation, sign the both of you up for volunteer work or head-up an activity that can test your teamwork skills. Not to say it’ll be a make or break sitch, but more like added enticement if it works out.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Subtle hinting isn’t working. If you want to get ahead, it’ll mean turning up your ruthless bitch and making your points. Yes, time to lay it all on the line and make your demands. If you don’t get what you want, walk away. There is no room for negotiations, only sorting out black and white options. It’s success or bust!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You know the areas in your life that drain your energy. Now, it’s time to stop the leaks and patch yourself back up to full working order. The most effective way to do this would be to pack up your bags and get away from your current life, as only a dose of escape will do the trick. If that isn’t possible, start plotting a getaway pronto.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
When you say you don’t really care, that means you can walk away and never think twice. However, if you say one thing and then find yourself Googling his name late at night and getting jealous over his Facebook pics, then you really need to start getting honest with yourself and see that maybe you aren’t being as truthful as you claim.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Sex is a statement and the one you’ll be feeling this week is, “I’m so effing into you, my balls are going to explode.” Yes, you win the award for the hottest aspects this week. While this means being behind close doors and senselessly professing your affections, feel free to come out and rub it in everyone’s face too. They’ll be others that’ll need to vicariously live through you.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Consider you self spoken for after the 28th, as the chances to turn into someone’s sex slave is high. While this isn’t the normal situation you’d like to find yourself, it’ll trigger you into a cathartic journey of confronting your darkest demons too. Luckily, all will give into the lighter side by the week’s end, leaving everyone to come a happy camper.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Holding back your desires is pointless. If you want it, there is nothing wrong with going after it, as you have nothing to lose. Sure, you may suffer from a little humiliation here and there, but it all builds character and at the end of the day, that is what will magnetize the right one to you. Think of it all as foreplay for love.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Time to make the next step, invite your latest plaything into your home and see what comes of it. Will he ease into your comfort zone or will you confirm that inviting a vampire into your house is as deadly as it gets? Whatever the case, taking in some private time on your turf will prove to be transforming and hopefully in a positive way.
I am a staunch defender of Uggs — during frigid winter temperatures, when I have to run my dog out at midnight for a walk, nothing is better than those squishy, fur-lined boots. And I even saw them in a cool grey color this weekend! But, my mind, there is no greater fashion mistake than a pair of Crocs…well, until now. Behold, Croc winter boots! I’d sooner walk barefoot over molten lava. [SportsAuthority.com] Keep reading »
“Every 13-year-old girl in the entire country has read this ["Twilight"], and you can almost guarantee wherever you go you’ll hear, ‘Oh my god! It’s Edward Cullen.’ …I’m sort of signed on for another two, but it’s all dependent on what happens at the box office.” — Robert Pattinson to Variety Keep reading »
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Italians believe it wards off bad luck. Bad boy rappers use it as a status symbol. Regular dudes claim they just have to do it too. Guys get away with grabbing their groin for many reasons and I’m jealous! Back in the ’90s, I thought Madonna looked fierce when she turned the socially acceptable male convention on its head, no pun intended, and started crotch grabbing. And now, even Rihanna has been spotted clutching her cooch in concert and Giselle is grasping her snatch on the cover of Photo France this month!
Personally, I think it can be totally sexy or hilariously goofy. I decided to jump on the bandwagon and grab my crotch for effect in the heat of retelling a story to my girlfriends recently. Unfortunately, I wound up insulting them — they found the mannerism so offensive, I didn’t even get a laugh for my story. Sniff. Is female crotch grabbing really so bold? Keep reading »
Last night, my boyfriend, I mean, Jon Hamm (Don Draper on “Mad Men”) hosted “Saturday Night Live” — he was actually very, very funny! He IS perfect. Sigh. Anyway, in the skit above, Don Draper delivers his “Guide To Picking Up Women”. Quite honestly, this would work on me. Full transcript, after the jump. Keep reading »
These days, my laptop is my boyfriend. We eat meals, watch movies, and spend lots of time in bed together. I’ve even taken to sleeping next to him so that when I wake up after a bad dream, he’s there to comfort me with funny YouTube clips and pictures of pretty shoes. It’s probably time to return the favor and pay Lappy some respect, so check out these hot cases, bags, and sleeves to make your ‘puter dapper, after the jump…
Hot foodie Teri Tsang Barrett knows her way around a kitchen—a graduate of the Institute of Culinary Education, she works as a Food Editor at Everyday With Rachael Ray in constant search of the perfect thin crust pizza. Here she unveils her favorite frisky recipes—good food that every ravenous gal can make in a pinch. Got a rumble in your belly for something you want her to cook up a recipe for? Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
In preparation for the financial apocalypse, I was challenged by Amelia to come up with five recipes for Frisky readers eatin’ on the cheap. I tried to stick with an “under $10” budget* for each recipe, so set aside $50, head to the store, and let me know if I was wrong. After the jump, the grocery list you’ll need in order to prepare the five recession friendly meals I’ll be revealing this week.
*based on amounts used – this may sound like it’s cheating, but I swear I used up leftovers in the following four recipes, so consider this your budget weekly meal plan. You’re welcome. Keep reading »