A man was arrested for performing a sex act on himself, wait for it…inside of a dumpster. How TRASHY! Added bonus: the Wisconsin police reportedly found the man inside a trash can outside of an elementary school parking lot (an “eww” on a whole other level). Not only is having any type of sex act in dumpster completely gross, but it’s insanely stupid. After the jump, five random and stupid spots where you wouldn’t want to get caught with your pants down. Keep reading »
That kooky Brit, Sienna Miller, was seen frolicking around dreary, gray London in fire engine-red buckled shoes. Brilliant move! There’s no easier way to sass up an outfit than with a pair of wow-colored shoes. Six we love, after the jump… Keep reading »
I woke one day and decided to be the artist’s model at the local art school instead of being one of the painters/sculptors as I usually am. Most artist’s models always looked a little spacey to me and uncomfortable, even unhappy to be the one standing nude in front of students. What I had not counted on was that the poses I was asked to hold would be more than my small body could bear. By the end of each short session, my body ached, and I was happy enough to step down from the dias and stretch. While I was posing, I had to keep very still and focus on something with my eyes to keep steady. Keep reading »
While everyone is out tonight, acting all romantic and in love (gag), I have different plans. No, I’m not crying. Okay, maybe I will shed a tear or two. But I will be home watching the NBA All-Star events, when I will temporarily suspend reality and daydream about what kind of lovers some of the athletes would be based on their playing style. KG, A.I., LeBron? Do these players have any moves in the bedroom?
We all know Valentine’s Day is one of the most romantic times of the year, and if you want to really turn up the heat, you should consider preparing dinner at home. I know you’re probably thinking, “What about the expensive restaurant and reservations made months in advance?” Scratch all that off your date book. This Valentine’s Day, you’re going to wow your partner with a homemade romantic dinner. Keep reading »
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Be it due to forgetfulness, a last-minute date, or financial strains, people sometimes can get stuck in a last minute rush to get a quick, meaningful Valentine’s Day gift. If this is you, don’t be hard on yourself, unless you really didn’t care. Read on for last-minute Valentine’s Day gift ideas for your true love. The quickest ideas are listed first for convenience. If you have no gift wrap, use aluminum foil. It’s pretty and most people have some. And it doesn’t even require tape. Keep reading »
Since so many ladies will be getting all gussied up in their finest undies tonight as part of a romantic V-Day celebration, we thought we’d take a survey of lingerie stories in different cities across the U.S. to see what the best-selling products have been leading up to tonight. After the jump, check out the high-end getup New Yorkers are putting on, the sweet (and comfy!) nude thong they’re wearing in Philadelphia, and the flirty polka-dot number they like in LA. Keep reading »