Man Cuts Off Testicles!

Be warned, this tale isn’t for the faint of heart. A 22-year-old British man chopped off his testicles and tossed them in a park. Um, why, you ask? Well, this was his idea of a DIY sex change. Chesterfield Royal Hospital in Derbyshire reported: “A man in his early twenties presented himself at the hospital minus his testicles, which he had removed the previous day.” Apparently, the endeavor, the man stated, was less painful than he had expected. After attempting to de-male himself, he tossed his testes into Queens Park in Chesterfield, leading one local to state: “A few people have stopped walking their dogs in the park for fear of what they’ll dig up.” If you’re having a sex change, best to stick with the professionals. [The Sun] Keep reading »

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I would also like to add: “Sleeping Around,” “Single And Pretending To Be Proud Of It!” and “B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend).” [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

How Lindsay Lohan And Other Celebs Tweeted In The New Year

We know you had a blast this New Year’s, but how did some of our favorite celebs ring in 2011? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, you pull a Gandhi quote out of your butt. Lindsay is apparently turning over a new, mellow leaf. She tweeted: “Today is the first day of the rest of my life. ‘The future depends on what we do in the present.’ -Mahatma Gandhi… One step at a time….” That’s right, Lindz.

After the jump, we’ve got a roundup of some of Twitter’s most, uh, prolific and famous users. Keep reading »

ESPN Announcer Off Air After Calling Female Colleague “Sweetcakes”

ESPN football announcer Ron Franklin was not allowed on-air this weekend after he allegedly called a female colleague, Jeannine Edwards, “sweetcakes” and then an “a-hole.”

Franklin, 68, supposedly made the sexist comments in a production meeting on Friday. Edwards reportedly tried to butt in on a conversation he was having with another announcer, so he shut her down and called her “sweetcakes.” When she told him that language was unacceptable, he replied “Okay then, a**hole.”

Maybe it sounded more badass in his head? Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Mila And Macaulay Split, Plus Shania Twain Weds!

  • “Black Swan”‘s Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have broken up. The two had been dating for eight years. [Page Six]
  • Did John Mellencamp end his 20-year marriage because he’s been stepping out with Meg Ryan? [Page Six]
  • Let the Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds romance rumors continue! The single twosome spent New Year’s Eve together. [ONTD]

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