Beauty How-To: Keep Bronzer From Ruining Your Clothes

We use heels to look taller, spanx to look thinner, and bronzer to look tanner. But the easiest way to blow your tanning cover is with a sand-colored smudge on your sleeve or collar. Say buh-bye to the days of bronzer-stained clothing, after the jump. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Heidi And Spencer Are Calling It Quits!

  • Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are breaking up as part of a $200,000 cover deal with a tabloid. And guess what? The story is already written. [Perez Hilton]
  • Chelsea Clinton is not getting married this summer, according to her rep. This is probably an attempt to keep the ceremony a secret. So, shhh. [Us Weekly]
  • Despite hooking up with one of her dancers, Britney Spears has supposedly fallen back in love with K-Fed, and is trying to lure him back into her arms. Hopefully, she’ll be able to get her arms around his now protruding belly. [OK! Magazine]
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    Vasectomies Are Selling Like Hot Cakes

    The rich get richer and the poor get babies. Well, not anymore! These tough times aren’t gonna stop hardworking American men, just their sperm. According to CNN, the recession is responsible for a rise in the number of vasectomies and urologists are cashing in by sealing vas deferens!
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    The Most Disgusting, Heinous Things We Put On Our Skin In The Name Of Beauty

    Bird droppings, placenta, snail slime…. It’s not a page from Papa Smurf’s spell-casting playbook, but a list of what could be, should be or is part of your beauty regimen. Plenty of companies synthesize substances—snake venom, human sperm—to put in products, but these six grody ingredients are the real yucky deal. Keep reading »

    Liveblogging “America’s Next Top Model”

    Hello lovelies! I’m going to be out and about tonight and will watch “Top Model” on DVR later, but Sasha will be here to liveblog the latest episode tonight at 8 pm EST! Will Tyra continue to hate Celia for ratting out Tahlia’s wavering interest? Oooh, cannot wait to watch. — Amelia Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Heidi Montag Is Pregnant

  • Heidi Montag revealed via Twitter, of all places, that she’s expecting a baby. Oh yeah. April Fools. Yawn. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Lily Allen says she might quit music in order to focus on a new business that she didn’t reveal. [Perez Hilton]
  • Angie Harmon has been waving her Republican flag lately, and says the party doesn’t point fingers and is understanding. [Dlisted]
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    Learn About Animal Sex From Isabella Rossellini

    The second round of Isabella Rossellini’s Sundance Channel series “Green Porno” is now online, and we recommend that you watch all six short episodes. Not only will you learn all about how anglerfish reproduce, but Rossellini is hysterical, and you get to see her dressed up as a barnacle, starfish, and a whale. Plus, hearing her say “penis” in her gorgeous accent is amusing.

  • Why Vagina
  • Whale
  • Starfish
  • Limpet
  • Anglerfish
  • Barnacle
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    Love Vandal: Love Lockdown

    Reader Charlotte West sent us this photo taken in Vilnius, Lithuania. “When couples get married,” she told us, “they attach a lock to the Uzupis Bridge and throw the key into the river below.” We can’t stop awww-ing. Keep reading for a closeup of the padlock.

    Have you seen graffiti that’s kind of sweet (even if it is against the law)? Send your pic to tips@thefrisky.com.

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    Ask The Astrosexologist: Does My Makeout Partner Want Something More?

    I’m very much attracted to a guy who happens to have the same birthday as me (9/11/84 @ 6:30 pm, don’t know his time). After two drunken makeout sessions, I’m very confused because he has been running hot and cold with me for the past two months. We’re friends and I can’t figure out if he’s afraid to make a move for the sake of the friendship or if he’s not interested. I can’t help but think that it’s significant that we share the same birthday, but am I reading too much into it? – Confused Keep reading »

    You Like Sexytime? Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Bruno” Spanked With NC-17 Rating

    Ruh-roh. Looks like “Bruno,” Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie about a gay Austrian fashion guru, may land an NC-17 rating. The party-poopers of the Motion Picture Association of America weren’t amused by the raunchy sex in the film—like when Bruno mimics backdoor boinking with another dude. Keep reading »

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