Fetuses “Testify” On Ohio Abortion Bill

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 2, 2011
Two fetuses — er, "unborn children," as anti-abortion folks call them — testified in Ohio today regarding a bill that would criminalize abortion after a fetal heartbeat can be detected. Very funny, Ohio. More »

Lindsay Lohan Knows She Has A Long Road Ahead Of Her

"I have to build my way back up, and I get that. ... I feel great. I feel happy. There's always you know, things, bumps that we have in the road. As long as I'm focusing on the one thing that that I know I need to put first in my life—which is, um, you… More »

An Exhaustive Guide To The Best Charlie Sheen Memes, Spoofs & Other Bits Of Hilarity

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 2, 2011

Politician Says Planned Parenthood Is “Invested In Promiscuity”

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 2, 2011
Some politicians are more concerned with your naughty bits than, oh, children from the wealthiest nation in the world who go to bed hungry and American soldiers being killed in Afghanistan. Take Representative Steve King (R-Iowa), for instance. Rep. King is one of the busybody pols trying to de-fund Planned Parenthood because it provide… More »

Snooki Knows She’s A Freakin’ Alcoholic

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2011
"If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it ... Obviously, they're only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I'm seeing is me drunk and falling down. That's how I am when I party, but some of the stuff… More »

Girl Talk: I’m Embracing My Curly Hair

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2011
Two years ago, after nearly 15 years of blow drying, flat ironing, highlighting, and dying, I was officially in a hair rut. I sat in the stylist's chair. My hairdresser Tommy, a twentysomething, tattooed hipster was running his hands through my lackluster locks. "I am 30 years old, " I said, "I want rocking hair."… More »