Mind Of Man: How To Get Over A Breakup

By: John DeVore / March 23, 2011
I’m single, which is working out great because I hate grooming. My ex is awesome, but between you and me and the internet, she could be a total bitch about “soap and water.” Whatever! Now I’m free to wallow in my own filth and believe me, I stink hard. Sure, I look like a lumberjack… More »

Pour Some Sugar On Me

By: Julie Gerstein / March 23, 2011
The other day, I dug up a small travel-size bottle of Fresh's Sugar Lemon body lotion that had been languishing in my bathroom cabinet. I used a tiny amount on my dry, chapped hands and as soon as I smelled it, I immediately wanted to be swathed in an entire bucket of the stuff. The… More »

The Breast Milk Baby Teaches Little Girls To Breastfeed Just Like Mommy

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 23, 2011
A little girl may have only stopped nursing a few years ago herself, but that's no reason she can't play mama to a Breast Milk Baby, right? The $89 doll by Berjuan Toys shows girls — and yes, this doll is by default for girls — how to nurture their babies by… More »

11 Celebrity Alien Encounters


Megan Levant, Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Numero 3

Looks like there's a new goddess in town. The Sun has identified a third woman who is part of Charlie Sheen's harem, 26-year-old Megan Levant. The two apparently met at the Playboy mansion a while ago, and she's told friends that they have been dating for a few months. Supposedly, she was also… More »

Liv Tyler Smooches Her Dad

Liv Tyler cuddles up with her new girlfriend at the premiere of the IFC movie, "Super," on Monday night. Oh, no, wait a second—that's not a woman. That's Liv's dad, "American Idol" judge Steven Tyler. Wow, those two make me feel vaguely uncomfortable with all their Angelina-and-her-brother moments. [PopWrap]… More »