Dear Wendy: “Our Friend Is Engaged To A Psycho!”

By: Wendy Atterberry / March 23, 2011
My husband's best friend "Bill" is engaged to marry his fiancee "Erin" this June. Last night, he told me about a fight Bill and Erin recently had that really concerns me. Erin feels very threatened by pornography and forbids Bill from looking at it because she considers it cheating. When she moved in, she destroyed… More »

Crush Of The Day: Lady Gaga’s Tattooed Friend, Rick Genest

By: Julie Gerstein / March 23, 2011
See that guy pictured with Lady Gaga in a still from her "Born This Way" video? That's Rick Genest. And unlike Miss Gaga, whose face required two hours of make up to achieve the skeletal look, Mr. Genest's face really looks like that. Because his face is tattooed that way. As in, permanently. That's right,… More »

The Best Starbucks Run Ever

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 23, 2011
Last week, a man ran into a Starbucks in Boston and screamed, "I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich!" This is not the beginning of a joke, by the way, so read on. The mystery man tossed out fistfuls of dollar bills (also known as "making it rain") and ran away. That's it. He didn't eve… More »

Girl Talk: I Had An Emotional Affair

By: Anonymous / March 23, 2011
Last summer, I fell in love with my boxing teacher. I never kissed him. I never spent time alone with him. Though I did have mental sex with him at least a thousand times, and was only left with goose bumps and a weakened mind. The first time I went to class, Mike wrapped my… More »

50 Cent Wouldn’t Jump Over A Table To Bone Chelsea Handler

"Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She's the kind of person that if you're blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you'll enjoy it. I'm not sure you'll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f**k her, but you might. You… More »

Congratulations … It’s An iPhone!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 23, 2011
  Now you can give birth to a fully-charged iPhone with this umbilical cord charger. I don't know if I'm ready for this kind of responsibility. But then again, people say you're never really ready. [Daily Mail UK]… More »