Bad News: You May Have To Change Your Zodiac Sign

Disclaimer: none of what I am about to say applies to Kiki T’s Friskyscopes. If you are part of the 25 percent of Americans who believe in the predictive power of astrology, you may want to stop reading now. As it turns out, our horoscopes may not be as accurate as we think. Why? Well, because in the last 2,500 years, the alignment of the stars has shifted due to the wobbling movement of the Earth or something like that. In fact, our respective Zodiac signs have moved about a month ahead. Crap. Does this mean that, astrologically speaking, I’m an Aquarius now? I am going to have to consult my Tarot cards for guidance. [Live Science] Keep reading »

Get Your ‘Do Super Straight

For the most part, we’re wash ‘n’ go gals, but occasionally we actually take the time to do our hair. On such occasions that we want to rock the stick-straight look, we depend on this hairdresser-approved flat iron to take us into Cher-circa-1972 territory. The ceramic plate iron heats up to five temperature settings and is suitable for use on all hair types, giving anyone who uses it seriously glossy, pin-straight locks. Over the years, we’ve tested many different flatirons and this one, at least so far, has a permanent spot in our bathroom cabinet.

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Is “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood Going To Star In A Porn Movie?

“Teen Mom” star Amber Portwood has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons lately. Most recently, she was arrested for domestic abuse, based on footage from the reality TV program that showed the young mother beating the crap out of her boyfriend, Gary Shirley. Now, rumor has it that she’s telling folks that Vivid Video is offering her half a million dollars to star in a porn movie. Vivid, which has put out most of the high-profile celebrity sex tapes of the last few years, has a long history of courting public spectacles for pornos. So what does Vivid say? “We can’t comment on any discussions that we may or may not be having with Amber.” We’re going to take that as a yes. [Hollywood Life] Keep reading »

Man Cuts Off Testicles!

Be warned, this tale isn’t for the faint of heart. A 22-year-old British man chopped off his testicles and tossed them in a park. Um, why, you ask? Well, this was his idea of a DIY sex change. Chesterfield Royal Hospital in Derbyshire reported: “A man in his early twenties presented himself at the hospital minus his testicles, which he had removed the previous day.” Apparently, the endeavor, the man stated, was less painful than he had expected. After attempting to de-male himself, he tossed his testes into Queens Park in Chesterfield, leading one local to state: “A few people have stopped walking their dogs in the park for fear of what they’ll dig up.” If you’re having a sex change, best to stick with the professionals. [The Sun] Keep reading »

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I would also like to add: “Sleeping Around,” “Single And Pretending To Be Proud Of It!” and “B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend).” [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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