Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Everyone in Europe cannot stop gawking at the height difference between short-man Jamie Cullum and super-model Sophie Dahl. For over two years, the recently engaged couple has made it through all the highs and lows (get it? highs and lows… ha!) of maintaining a public relationship. To celebrate that achievement, here’s 17 short, but very sexy men who will make you want to throw your heels away. [Daily Mail]
I was trying really hard not to mock the daylights out of Under-Ease, the anti-flatulence underwear from the peeps at Under-Tec, but I failed. You gotta admit, the name does not inspire confidence. Still, the eau de fart, or more officially referred to as malodorous flatus, is a literal bummer. If you think about it, the lot of the prolific farters is a rough one. We all make fart jokes and occasionally let out a real ripper, but it must actually bite to regularly set off stink bombs at school, at work, or on a date. In theory if you wear Under-Ease, your hot date will never know you cut the cheese. Unless of course you order a cheese plate. I myself am partial to stinky goopey french cheese which my dates have found far more disgusting than a fart or two. Keep reading »
You wear a helmet, use sunscreen, and always wrap it up. Safety freak? Perhaps, but you’re always safe in style, so of course you wouldn’t have any old fire extinguisher. Check out these chic French babies by Fire Design, which almost serve as better décor than protection. Choose from motifs of white flowers against a magenta background, metallic shooting stars, or pink and purple tetris pixels. We’d tell you to stop, drop, and roll over to get one…but you probably already knew that. [Fire-Design.fr] Keep reading »
I thought Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter had cornered the market on “random things to decorate your ears with” when she donned those radish earrings. Nope, not even close. Check out these freeze dried squirrel feet earrings and necklace. Taxidermy for your lobes — hot! I am not sure which disturbs me more: the knowledge that some poor squirrel in squirrel heaven has to watch his feet dangle around some random person’s neck in a very undignified fashion, or that the “designer” made them in the first place. Look, I’m not a vegetarian and I totally wear leather, but even I recognize that these earrings are just…wrong. Plus, they are truly hideous. [$20-$32, Etsy] Keep reading »
In one Colorado neighborhood, people aren’t loving thy neighbor. This community is hating on the Pierces—a nudist couple who have no qualms about gardening in the buff. After their neighbors started complaining about their nakedness in the yard, Mrs. Pierce began wearing a thong and pasties while tending her plants. But since her house has no fence and is across the street from a school, the landlord says that’s not enough and is threatening to evict them. The Pierces say this is discrimination. [AP via Yahoo News]
This got me thinking, what’s the deal with nudists? Why are they so…nakey? Keep reading »
- Chastity Bono, child of Sonny Bono and Cher, is in the beginning stages of altering his gender from female to male. [TMZ] — We wonder if it was his mother’s exposed backside in that iconic costume that made him reconsider his gender.
- An Isreali woman threw away what she thought was a crappy mattress. Little did she know, her mother had stored a million bucks inside of it.
[Times Online] — Oops!
- Carrie Prejean may have lost her crown, but when one door closes, sometimes two new trashy ones open! For Carrie, one was an offer from Playboy, and the second was one from “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here.” [Anything Hollywood] — Surprisingly, Carrie kept it classy and declined both offers.
Hey, want a little scoop on how things might be different on the third season of “Mad Men,” which (hopefully) returns to AMC in the fall? Click past the jump for a couple stills from an episode that was recently shot. You’ve been warned once, but just in case — SPOILER ALERT! Keep reading »