Girl Talk: Confessions Of A (Maybe) Shopaholic

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 23, 2011

A year ago, my then-boyfriend and I argued about something. I can’t remember anymore what it was about. But I know it made me upset the night we argued and lasted until the next morning, all the way from my commute from New Jersey into New York City. Pent-up with frustration, I needed to do… More »


Never Lose Another Pen

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 23, 2011

I live in constant fear that one day I will open a kitchen drawer or a hall closet and every pencil, pen, and bobby pin I’ve ever lost will come tumbling out and I will die, because you guys, I lose a staggering number of writing utensils and bobby pins every day. For example, yesterday… More »


Chelsea Handler Looks Like A “Playmate,” Says NY Times

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 23, 2011

“Below the neck, Ms. Handler is arranged along old-fashioned lines. Writers have described her as a California surfer type, but the truth is closer to the fantasy. In person, without makeup, her body has the pre-silicone lushness of a ’60s Playmate.”

WTF? Regardless of your opinion on the comedienne Chelsea Handler (I love… More »


Dear Wendy Updates: “165 And Ready To Run” Responds

By: Wendy Atterberry / May 23, 2011

It’s time again for “Dear Wendy Updates,” a feature where people I’ve given advice to in the past let us know whether they followed the advice and how they’re doing today. After the jump, we hear from “165 And Ready To Run,” whose boyfriend confessed to her that he was really bothered by her 8-pound… More »


Harold Camping “Flabbergasted” That The Rapture Didn’t Happen

“[I’m] flabbergasted. It has been a really tough weekend. I’m looking for answers. But now I have nothing else to say. I’ll be back to work Monday and will say more then.”
—Harold Camping, the 89-year-old radio evangelist who predicted that the rapture was going to take place on Saturday at 6 p.m., responds to… More »


Britney Spears And Rihanna Pillow Fight At The Billboard Music Awards

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 23, 2011

Remember when Britney Spears used to perform at award shows as, like, a rule, because she was a huge pop star? Nowadays it seems like she’s trotted out of her holding pen to make random, half-assed appearances during other stars’ award show performances as some sort of “comeback” statement. So, that makes her random,… More »