In Bed With … Ryan Reynolds

VITAL STATS:
Born: October 23, 1976 in Vancouver (Canada)
Sun Sign: Scorpio
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Scorpio
Mercury: Libra
Venus: Sagittarius
Mars: Scorpio

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Invasion Of The Faux Sensitive Man

Dating is all flirty fun until you go out with someone a few times and then decide you’re not so into them. But how do you tell them you don’t want to see them anymore? Lately, we’ve been noticing that men are pulling the sensitive card more and more often, using their supposed emotional vulnerability as an excuse for everything from getting out of dating us to getting out of sex. I’ve had not one but two men tell me they thought I was wonderful, blah, blah, blah, but they just got out of a relationship and weren’t ready to date. It was more like they didn’t want to date me, and they thought they could let me down easy by blaming their tender hearts. We’re not against men who are actually in touch with their emotions, just those who pretend to be so they aren’t required to tell us the truth. After the jump, five stories from women who have had men pull the sensitive card on them (when they weren’t really all that sensitive). Keep reading »

Don’t See It: Seth Rogen’s Date Rape Movie

I thought losing weight was to blame for Seth Rogen’s fall from funny. But maybe we never had the same sense of humor to begin with. How else to explain his starring role in “Observe and Report,” which opens today, the extended trailer for which shows his character, Ronnie, a mall cop, having sex with a woman (Brandi, played by Anna Faris) who’s passed out drunk, covered in vomit? This scene has caused quite a bit of controversy, with everyone from The New York Times to Salon’s Broadsheet weighing in on whether the scenario classifies as date rape. (The scene, FYI, is embedded in the trailer, after the jump. Warning: the language in the trailer makes it NSFW.) Rogen says it is not.

“You can literally feel the audience thinking, like, how the f**k are they going to make this okay? Like, what can possibly be said or done that I’m not going to walk out of the movie theater in the next thirty seconds? … And then she says, like, the one thing that makes it all okay.”

That one thing? When Rogen stop manically pumping away, Brandi, vomit oozing out of her mouth, comes to, and says, “Why are you stopping motherf**ker?” The Times agrees that this is her giving “permission,” writing in their review, “He forces himself on a makeup-counter saleswoman after a date of heavy drinking and drug use. (Before the scene is over she indicates that she had given her consent.)”
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Slideshow: Celebrity Sex Addicts—We Pick A Cast For “Celeb Rehab”

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The next season of VH1′s “Celebrity Rehab” will feature…wait for it…sex addicts! The cast includes two adult film stars: Kendra Jade and Penny Flame, three Playmates: Amber Smith, Nicole Narain (who made a sex tape with Colin Farrell), and Kari Ann Peniche (formerly Miss United States Teen), and gay film director Duncan Roy. All girls and a gay guy? Um…where’s the drama? Here are the celeb sex addicts we wish were cast.

David Duchovny mirrored his character on “Californication” when he went to rehab for a sex addiction and admitted his love of internet porn. [Complex] — After all those years of not hooking up with Scully on “The X Files,” the tension was probably giving him perma blue balls. Who can blame the guy?

Will Brown Fat Make You Thin? Yes! Sort of.

Finally, a weight loss strategy that requires me to do absolutely nothing! From now on, your fat will make you thin. According to three papers published today in the New England Journal of Medicine, humans are filled with “brown fat” (gross) which burns calories at super speed. [WebMD] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Expecting!

  • Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting! [DListed] — I can see the reality show now — “When Two C-Listers Have A Baby!”
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are planning on getting married fo’ realz on the series finale of “The Hills.” [Perez Hilton] — Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice — well, shame on you again.
  • In addition to going back to red, Lindsay Lohan also got a post-breakup tattoo. [People] — Of Sam Ronson’s face?!
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    Audrey Tautou Après Chanel

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    Audrey Tautou stars in the upcoming Coco Chanel biopic “Coco Avant Chanel,” and she attended the Paris premiere this week wearing an origami-inspired couture dress by Chanel (of course). Tautou, with her signature pixie cut and confidence, definitely has a style Coco herself would have admired, but looking back at some of her outfits over the years, she wasn’t always an enviable dresser.

    Get A Whiff Of Le Whif Chocolate

    Some women like their chocolate milky. Some like it dark. Some like it nutty. And now some women will like their chocolate inhaled. At least that’s what the makers of Le Whif inhaled chocolate hope. Instead of eating the chocolate, you inhale it. “Over the centuries we’ve been eating smaller and smaller quantities at shorter and shorter intervals,” said lead inventor David Edwards. “It seemed to us that eating was tending toward breathing, so, with a mix of culinary art and aerosol science, we’ve helped move eating habits to their logical conclusion. We call it whiffing.” Le Whif comes in four flavors: mint, mango, raspberry and plain. And it’s zero calories. And seemingly zero fun because part of enjoying chocolate is savoring the taste and rolling it around your tongue. You can get 24 Whifs for a little less than $60. I guess that’s a small price to pay if you have an extreme chocolate addiction, but if not, just eat regular chocolate. [Le Whif] Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Pete Wentz Parties With Strippers While Ashlee Is Stuck With The Baby

  • When Ashlee is away, Pete will play! [Dlisted] — With bikini wearing skanks that is.
  • Nerve’s guy blogger has a list of his favorite feminist icons. We love guy feminists! [Nerve]
  • Sam Ronson won’t be bring a restraining order against Lindsay. [Celebitchy]
  • What? Cancer survivor Christina Applegate was spotted smoking. [Oh No They Didn’t]
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    The Chia Obama Is Offensive. Really?

    Walgreens stores in Chicago and Tampa have removed the Chia Obama from their shelves because they’ve deemed it “objectionable.” “Since when is an Afro racist?” asked Joseph Pedott, founder of Joseph Enterprises, which manufactures Chia Pets. “Owners can trim Chia Obama’s ‘hair’ to any length they want,” he added. I personally don’t see what’s so offensive. Joseph Enterprises, which doesn’t have any plans to halt production, is just trying to capitalize on Obama hysteria like so many other entrepreneurs. Seriously, Walgreens? The Chia Obama is basically a Chia Head, so where else did you expect the plant to grow from? His nostrils? Get over it. I plan to buy one just as soon as I decide between the determined pose and the happy pose. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

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