Are You Smart Enough To Tutor Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin’s Kids?

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 2, 2011

I’d like to think I’m an intelligent person. Intellectual, even. But it turns out I am drastically under-qualified to tutor Apple and Moses Martin, the seven- and five-year-old children of Coldplay’s Chris Martin and his wife Gwyneth Paltrow. The couple is currently interviewing candidates from Tutors-International.com to be based at their main residence in Londo… More »


The 7 Basic Female Responses

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 2, 2011

What is your female response? According to this film, there are seven basic ways that women respond. To what? I don’t know. To their femaleness, I suppose? I’m glad my way of coping was to become “the free thinker” and not “the secretary.” [Girls of the World]… More »


Mind Of Man: Does Every Man Want To Have A Threesome? (Answer: Yes! Also: No!)

By: John DeVore / June 2, 2011

Here’s a 110 percent true fact: the guy you’re dating has definitely imagined having a threesome with you and the waitress from last night, his hot co-worker, or your best friend. Yuck, amiriiiiight?

While you’re squirming over how grossoholic men are, telling yourself “My boyfriend would NEVER want to have a threesome between me… More »


Porn Companies Fight Over Jennifer Lopez’s Honeymoon Sex Tape

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 2, 2011

Porn companies are scrambling to get their hands on Jennifer Lopez’s honeymoon sex tape, which those-in-the-know claim shows that famous booty gettin’ spanked. Oh, and possibly J. Lo flashing her vajayjay on a street in Cuba? (But not, you know, actual sex.) Her sleazy ex-husband, Ojani Noa, to whom she was only married for 11… More »


Ask The Man Panel: Fishy Fashion

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 2, 2011

Betsey Johnson is known for her crazy prints, and this “fish jacquard tunic dress” is certainly no exception. My first thought? Betsey might want to consult this flowchart to better understand the definition of a “dress.” Second thought? I’d love to know what the Man Panel thinks about this thing… More »


Girl Talk: How Commuting Killed My Relationship

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 2, 2011

“The commute is killing me,” I said, tears streaming down my face.

My live-in boyfriend Jeff looked at me, puzzled. I couldn’t blame him. The way I behaved when I got home from work every day was, well, puzzling. After a 12-hour work day as a high school teacher and a two-hour commute home… More »