RIP Kate Swift, The Woman Who Stopped Us From Saying “Stewardess”

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011

Once upon a time, a flight attendant was called a stewardess. Police officers and fighterfighters were policemen and firemen. And all women were addressed based on their marital status as “Miss” or “Mrs.” But not anymore, in large thanks to writer Kate Swift, who died on Saturday at age 87. More »


Dear Navy SEALs: Thank You For Killing Osama bin Laden, Now Here’s A Fleshlight

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011

This is the best press release I’ve received as a staffer at The Frisky. More »


The Love Guru: The Importance Of Being Grateful

By: The Love Guru / May 10, 2011

Towards the end of our second date, per Dr. Diana’s instructions, I told Old Flame I was dating other people as we were leaving the bar. I wasn’t sure how he’d react, but oddly, it seemed to sexually excite him. Our goodnight hug and smooch turned hot. We stood in my stairwell, kissing furiously. There… More »


9 Theories On Why Arnold Schwarzenegger And Maria Shriver Split

Perhaps the statute of limitations on opposites attracting runs out after 25 years? Today, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced that they are splitting up after 25 years of marriage. “This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us,” a joint statement read. “After a great deal of thought,… More »


Adele’s Ex-Boyfriend Wants Royalties For Inspiring Her Debut Album

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011

“For about a week he was calling and was deadly serious about it. Finally, I said, ‘Well, you made my life hell, so I lived it and now I deserve it.’ He really thought he’d had some input into the creative process by being a prick. I’ll give him the credit — he made me… More »


Guy Talk: I’ve Got Multiple Inches Of Love

By: John DeVore / May 10, 2011

I don’t think I have a small penis. I mean, I’ve stared at it all of my life. I can wrap my fingers around it, so I know it’s not of Sasquatch proportions. There are inches there, multiple inches, of love. I’d say it would make a nice cigar. I have been given the standard… More »