How To Get Elizabeth Taylor’s Beauty Look

By: Annika Harris / March 23, 2011
Elizabeth Taylor is, of course, famous for her acting career, numerous marriages, charity work, and love of diamonds, but she was also known for her classic beauty look. She often highlighted her natural beauty with a dazzling red pout, but her violet eyes always took center stage with the help of bold brows and… More »

Bride Arrested For Brawling With Wedding Guests

It's a nice day for a fight wedding. Over the weekend, 28-year-old bride Angela Davito was arrested at her own wedding. Apparently, some uninvited guests showed up at the reception and started dirty dancing with the bride. This pissed off the groom, and a full-out brawl broke out. The police were called and tried… More »

Yelp Helps Hungry Hipsters Find Places To Dine

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 23, 2011
I'm glad that Yelp has finally recognized the hipsters as a category of people that need to eat. Now you can find out if a restaurant or bar is known for its "hipster" ambience. But you'd better act quickly, as once an establishment earns a "hipster" rating, all the actual hipsters stop going there. Maybe… More »

Duke Nukem Game Lets Gamers Slap Women Silly

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 23, 2011
Real men may have been pussified by man-hating, hairy-legged feminazis, so it's a good thing they have XBox 360 games as an outlet for lady-slapping, alien-killing machismo. The much-anticipated Duke Nukem Forever game from Gearbox Software is where enlightened gender relations go to die. The "Be The One Man Army Who Always Gets The… More »

Dear Wendy: “Our Friend Is Engaged To A Psycho!”

By: Wendy Atterberry / March 23, 2011
My husband's best friend "Bill" is engaged to marry his fiancee "Erin" this June. Last night, he told me about a fight Bill and Erin recently had that really concerns me. Erin feels very threatened by pornography and forbids Bill from looking at it because she considers it cheating. When she moved in, she destroyed… More »

Crush Of The Day: Lady Gaga’s Tattooed Friend, Rick Genest

By: Julie Gerstein / March 23, 2011
See that guy pictured with Lady Gaga in a still from her "Born This Way" video? That's Rick Genest. And unlike Miss Gaga, whose face required two hours of make up to achieve the skeletal look, Mr. Genest's face really looks like that. Because his face is tattooed that way. As in, permanently. That's right,… More »