Nerd Girl Porn: 13 Sexy Sidekicks

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The new “Star Trek” movie hit theaters this weekend, showcasing one of the hottest characters in cinematic history, Captain Kirk, originally played by William Shatner, now revamped by the delectable Chris Pine. But Kirk did not boldly go where no one had gone before all on his own. He had that sexy bitch Spock by his side. Oh, I’d like him to take full command of my enterprise. From fierce loyalty to scene saving ideas, there’s something very sexy about a sidekick! Hey, who doesn’t want a man they can always count on? Here are 13 other sidekickin’ studs.

UK Celebs Give Mickey Mouse’s Ears The Designer Treatment

Mickey Mouse’s ears are iconic, but they’re getting a makeover this year. To celebrate Disneyland Resort Paris’ year-long “Mickey’s Magical Party,” Disney created the My Mickey Ears project, and they’re getting famous folks and fashion designers to redesign Mickey’s iconic ears for an auction to benefit the Great Ormand Street Hospital Children’s Charity in London. Luella Bartley’s are our favorites, but we’re trying to figure out what outfit calls for Mickey ears. Some of the other ears, like Estelle’s and Pearl Lowe’s, are kind of fug, proving these women should stick to what they know best, which is not arts and crafts. [My Fashion Life] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Beam Me Up, Scotty!

[Tokyo, Japan, 5/12/09]
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Rihanna And Cassie Photos Leaked — The Naked Truth About Teen Stars.

Over the weekend, nude photos of (maybe?) Rihanna made their way onto the interweb. Oh, but she wasn’t the only singing sensation to get caught with her shirt off—Cassie was busted sans clothes, too. Now these two have joined a long list of teen stars flaunting their assets. Come on, y’all. Don’t you know naked pics always surface? After the jump, we expose the truth about the RiRi, Cassie, Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon, and Vanessa Hudgens photo “scandals.” Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Heidi Montag Embarrasses Herself With Another Video

  • Heidi Montag, er … I mean Pratt, has a video for her new single “Blackout,” which “makes ‘Girls Gone Wild’ look like it was directed by Cecil B. DeMille,” according to Michael K. [Dlisted] — It looks homemade, so I’m guessing Spencer directed. Don’t these two have enough money from whoring themselves out to hire a real director?
  • Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are adopting a little girl. And Harrison is going to officially become Calista’s adopted son’s father. [Perez Hilton]
  • Dean McDermott gives Tori Spelling a new wedding ring every anniversary. She said when he slips it on her finger, she remembers the day he made her his wife. [People] — How romantic! I hope they’ve finally gotten their money problems solved.
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    Ginnifer Goodwin Goes Bad For W Magazine

    Ginnifer Goodwin appears to be pulling a Rihanna by attempting to break out of her good girl image to be a bad girl for fashion photographer Steven Klein in the latest issue of W. As polygamist wife Margene on HBO’s “Big Love,” it’s rare to see the 31-year-old “Southern belle” in anything less than the latest plural marriage fashions, but here she oozes sex in black leather and an Amy Winehouse wig while running around with a few greased up dudes showing of their 12-pack abs. In the accompanying interview, Goodwin talks about her newfound veganism, her breakup last year with actor Chris Klein, and her proper Tennessee upbringing that fostered a “prim” relationship to sex (she says she’s got “iron panties”). Plus, she reveals what she thought of the provocative images that accompany the profile: “I’m positive people don’t see me this way. They think I am Margene or Gigi. I was delighted that what I saw was so against what people would call ‘my type.’” Up next? A role in designer Tom Ford’s much-anticipated directorial debut and a turn in the movie adaptation of Beverly Cleary’s Beezus and Ramona. After the jump, some of the racy pics. [W] Keep reading »

    Are All Men With Moustaches Gay?

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    We rolled on the ground laughing after we read that Miss California’s dad once warned her: “All men with mustaches are gay.” What?! We aren’t sure where her daddy cooked up that theory, but we figure Miss California must have gotten her brains from him. To road test his claim, we’ve rounded up a few dudes who rock facial hair to see if they like guys or gals.

    Quick Pic: Tramp? Present! Lady? … Lady?

    [Beverly Hills, CA, 5/11/09]
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    Jeans And Leggings Shouldn’t Be Combined Into One Product

    We’re kind of split down the middle when it comes to leggings. Simcha and I love them, and Amelia and Catherine wouldn’t be caught dead in them. But when we saw this leggings-jeans combo from Lee, we all gave a resounding: “Hell, no.” How the Australian division of Lee Jeans describes the Licks line:

    “Think leggings, with a zip and a fly. These babies are so slim through the leg that if we hadn’t put a sexy zip in the inseam a normal human girl wouldn’t get them over her foot. They are the ultimate skinny jean — that give you the sleek legging look, with the durability and design features of a jean.”

    I’m sorry, but these pants look like a yeast infection waiting to happen. If you’re lucky enough to avoid that, you’ll be embarrassed by the inevitable camel toe. It’s not a hard decision to make: either you want to wear leggings or you want to wear jeans. There’s no need for a combination of the two. Thankfully, Licks haven’t made it to the States, but I’m sure some trend-driven retailer is knocking them off right now. [Fashion Copious via Fashion Indie] Keep reading »

    When Kenyan Women Boycott Sex For Seven Days, Someone Is Bound To Sue

    Last week, a faction of women’s groups in Kenya called for the country’s ladies to boycott sex for seven days to push political leaders to take a stand against the violence that’s broken out there since the last election. And one man, James Kimondo, is so mad at his wife for withholding sex that he’s actually suing her. “My wife has denied me my conjugal rights,” he claimed. “This has caused me anxiety and sleepless nights.” [Yahoo] — Dude, really? Keep reading »

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