Four Loko Now Goes In Gas Tanks

Oh Four Loko, you worthy alco-pop opponent. We had some good times, but those days are over — and now a company in Virginia is turning recalled cans of the super-caffeinated, super-alcoholic beverage into ethanol. MXI Environmental Services distills the alcohol from the drinks and then sells it to be blended into gasoline (isn’t it troubling that we’re drinking stuff that also goes in gas tanks?). The plant expects a couple hundred trucks–carrying several thousands of cans of the beverage–to start rolling in soon. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: Retro Hotties

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I cannot resist a man in thick-rimmed glasses and a fedora— which is precisely why I am so frickin’ excited to see the new Broadway show “Million Dollar Quartet,” based on the Sun Record Studios collab between Elvis, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Johnny Cash. Yes, those hotties are going to rock my town night after night! Like this stud above, Lee Rocker. You might recognize him from the rad rockabilly band The Stray Cats. He’ll be playing Carl Perkins’ bassist bro, Jay Perkins. He joins the cast January 21st, and I’ll be there because, clearly, his sexy addition is worth the price of admission! So, if you’re like me — a sucker for cats with slick-backed hair, tailored suits, and bad rock ‘n’ roll attitudes — then keep on clickin’ through this slideshow of retro hunks who make me wanna party like it’s 1959…

Jake Gyllenhaal Rides The Subway Just Like Regular Folk

Not to get all New York-y on you guys, but Jake Gyllenhaal has been spending a lot of time in my fair city lately, particularly in Brooklyn where his sister Maggie lives. And just today he was spotted taking the subway into the city! The subway. I love that the guy sitting on the seat next to him so does not give a s**t. He’s like, “Jake Gyllenhaal is standing next to me emitting his awesome essence, but I’ve got 10 more stops to go, so I’m gonna take a nap. Wake me when we get to Times Square, Jake.” [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Don’t Mess With Jonathan Taylor Thomas … Or Else

Behind those wire-rimmed glasses lays the heart of a stone-cold killer. Ari Westby will stand by her man, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, no matter what. Even if it means she has to murder. Does anyone know what happened to JTT by the way? Maybe he’s living as a slave in Ari’s basement in Wisconsin. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Are There Some Foods You Won’t Eat On A Date?

When I was in high school, I wouldn’t eat anything more than french fries in front of a guy. (Good thing I went to an all-girls school or I would have starved.) Now, I’m almost completely over that ridiculous way of thinking, except there are some foods I still don’t feel comfortable eating in front of a date. Like chicken wings because they’re messy, and it’s difficult to look cute or sexy while gnawing meat off bones. Anyway, I got over this issue last night when, on a date, I had a craving for Buffalo wings. Keep reading »

Raven-Symoné Doesn’t Like The Way People Look At Her New Thin Body

“I thought I looked fabulous before and nobody else did. So, whatever … Actually, now I wear bigger clothes because I don’t like the way people stare at me. I liked it before. Now, you’re just looking at me for the wrong reasons. Before, you were actually looking at me for a real reason.”

Raven-Symoné on her major weight loss. I’ve never heard a person sound so bitter after a weight loss. If she is uncomfortable with her new body, just gain the weight back? [People] Keep reading »

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