Nerd Girl Porn: Retro Hotties

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I cannot resist a man in thick-rimmed glasses and a fedora— which is precisely why I am so frickin’ excited to see the new Broadway show “Million Dollar Quartet,” based on the Sun Record Studios collab between Elvis, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Johnny Cash. Yes, those hotties are going to rock my town night after night! Like this stud above, Lee Rocker. You might recognize him from the rad rockabilly band The Stray Cats. He’ll be playing Carl Perkins’ bassist bro, Jay Perkins. He joins the cast January 21st, and I’ll be there because, clearly, his sexy addition is worth the price of admission! So, if you’re like me — a sucker for cats with slick-backed hair, tailored suits, and bad rock ‘n’ roll attitudes — then keep on clickin’ through this slideshow of retro hunks who make me wanna party like it’s 1959…

Jake Gyllenhaal Rides The Subway Just Like Regular Folk

Not to get all New York-y on you guys, but Jake Gyllenhaal has been spending a lot of time in my fair city lately, particularly in Brooklyn where his sister Maggie lives. And just today he was spotted taking the subway into the city! The subway. I love that the guy sitting on the seat next to him so does not give a s**t. He’s like, “Jake Gyllenhaal is standing next to me emitting his awesome essence, but I’ve got 10 more stops to go, so I’m gonna take a nap. Wake me when we get to Times Square, Jake.” [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Don’t Mess With Jonathan Taylor Thomas … Or Else

Behind those wire-rimmed glasses lays the heart of a stone-cold killer. Ari Westby will stand by her man, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, no matter what. Even if it means she has to murder. Does anyone know what happened to JTT by the way? Maybe he’s living as a slave in Ari’s basement in Wisconsin. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Are There Some Foods You Won’t Eat On A Date?

When I was in high school, I wouldn’t eat anything more than french fries in front of a guy. (Good thing I went to an all-girls school or I would have starved.) Now, I’m almost completely over that ridiculous way of thinking, except there are some foods I still don’t feel comfortable eating in front of a date. Like chicken wings because they’re messy, and it’s difficult to look cute or sexy while gnawing meat off bones. Anyway, I got over this issue last night when, on a date, I had a craving for Buffalo wings. Keep reading »

Raven-Symoné Doesn’t Like The Way People Look At Her New Thin Body

“I thought I looked fabulous before and nobody else did. So, whatever … Actually, now I wear bigger clothes because I don’t like the way people stare at me. I liked it before. Now, you’re just looking at me for the wrong reasons. Before, you were actually looking at me for a real reason.”

Raven-Symoné on her major weight loss. I’ve never heard a person sound so bitter after a weight loss. If she is uncomfortable with her new body, just gain the weight back? [People] Keep reading »

Ted Haggard Coming To A Television Near You

In 2006, Ted Haggard was one of the most powerful ministers in the United States—he was the head of the enormous New Life Church in Colorado and the leader of the National Association of Evangelicals, which boasted 30 million members. And then, in a major sex scandal, a male prostitute outed Haggard, saying that not only had Haggard paid him for sex, but that he had bought and done crystal meth. Let’s just say that Haggard’s days at the New Life Church were numbered from there. So I am pretty pumped to see that TLC is airing a special that’s basically “Ted Haggard: How Haggard Is He Now?” Keep reading »

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