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So it’s as cold as a witch’s tit in NYC today, yet we all managed to come to work dressed in our own personal style. Check out what we’re wearing. And send your photo and outfit descriptions to WhatAreYouWearing@TheFrisky.com.
“I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it’s bedlam. Everyone’s got crazy eyes. Now, I have a martini before I leave — just to take the edge off it.”
Retirement seems so far away. Then again, so did 30 and that’s all up in my grill. Like other distant things, thinking about retirement is easy to delay in favor of the triage of daily life. But objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. Since there’s no way to rapidly save for retirement besides a windfall (hello, lottery!), it’s critical to begin saving ASAP. Le sigh. This article will guide you through the basics of the time value of money and its progeny, the 401(k). Keep reading »
Splash identified this long-haired fella as Justin Bobby Brescia, the filthy-hot douchebag who romanced Audrina Patridge on “The Hills.” And I downloaded it, planning on posting a quick pic about him and his new girlfriend. But I was duped! This is not Justin Bobby. (The inset is the real Justin Bobby.) Were I not so comatose today, I would have used my noggin and thought, Wait, that can’t be Justin Bobby — he cut his hair and there’s no way its grown out already. This is just some lesser filthy-hot Justin Bobby. A rich man’s Justin Bobby, if you will. Splash, I demand my money back. Keep reading »
Actress Amber Heard, aka Seth Rogen‘s girlfriend in “Pineapple Express” and Johnny Depp‘s co-star in the upcoming flick “The Rum Diary,” came out at this weekend’s GLAAD 25th anniversary! The actress said she wondered if staying in the closet was contributing to “millions of hard-working, tax paying Americans” being denied their rights. The gorgeous young actress walked the red carpet with her equally attractive partner, Tasya van Ree, and said, “I think GLAAD is one of the many reasons that I, as a 24-year-old, can come out.” It’s super awesome that Amber is being heard (heh) and that she came out of the closet at such a young age when so many in Hollywood seem to wait until they’re outed. [Queerty] In celebration, we’ve rounded up some of the hottest lesbian celebs under the age of 35!
Women don’t want a bouquet of roses. We want a bouquet of stuffed bears! Sure, FTD does something like this, with a bunch of flowers that have a small stuffed animal in the middle, but these bear bouquets take the concept to a whole new level. Personally, they freak me out. Apparently, the number one is lucky in Chinese culture, so there are 11 bears here, the number one doubled. But do they all stare at you with their 22 eyes while you’re sleeping? I shudder to think. [Weekly Teinou] Keep reading »