What Men Wear To Become Ex-Boyfriends

We spend most of our lives being preached at about the horrors of superficiality, about loving people for who they are, not what they look like. It all sounds so nice, but I’m sorry—there are certain fashion sins that are absolute deal breakers.

And it’s not just about how it looks. You’ve got to assume that any guy who consistently wears more hair gel than I do and pants so tight that even the most minute of details about his junk are very apparent has got deeper problems than bad clothes selection. (For the record, yeah, that guy happened.) ‘Cuz seriously, your man had better have some intense redeeming qualities if he’s 20-something and still fails to understand that no, socks do not go with flip flops.

Don’t believe that style matters when it comes to men? A handful of badly-dressed men have former girlfriends who will tell you otherwise… Keep reading »

Quick Pic: These Two Are Still Together?

Even more baffling? She, apparently, is filming a new movie! Someone continues to hire her? [NYC, 5/14/09] Keep reading »

Mind Of Man: Who Should Pay For The First Date?

Men should pay for the first date. It is our responsibility, nay, birthright. It’s what we do instead of having to wear heels or beautifying face spackle. Women should offer to at least cover the tip, because that is polite. The next date should be her treat. Every subsequent date should be split. This is also polite. It is 2009, after all, and things change. More men are strapped for cash, more women are flushed. It is an increasingly even playing field when it comes to gender norms. Simple, right? Now we can all move along… Keep reading »

The Hottest (Lady) Elephants In The GOP Room

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The ladies of the Republican party are all up in the news. This week, Sarah Palin announced she has a book in the works. [Huff Po] Oh Tuesday, Liz Cheney appeared on MSNBC defending her dad, Dick. [Huff Po] And Meghan McCain‘s tome sold for six figures last month. [USA Today] — Coincidence? We think not.

Quick Pic: Victoria Beckham Could Fit Inside Her Handbag

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Dating Don’ts: How To Translate Eight Dating One-Liners

I recently read Jeff Mac’s very funny book, Manslations (Sourcebooks), which is basically a phrase book for ladies to help us decipher the Language of Lads. It’s certainly a time-saver for those of us used to spending hours IM’ing our friends, dissecting last night’s date’s behavior.

But the fact is, men aren’t the only ones who say one thing and mean another . . . some miscommunications transcend gender lines. Here are eight… Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Bette Midler Is Taking On A New Role

  • Bette Midler is giving Jennifer Aniston love advice: “I think she needs somebody who cherishes her, but also somebody who’s going to give her a run for her money.” [People] — It wouldn’t hurt for Jen to stop acting so desperate.
  • Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage is over, but Kate is keeping up the charade for the reality show, according to her brother Kevin. [Dlisted]
  • Wanda Sykes, who came out last November, and her wife Alex are the proud parents of twins born in April. [Perez Hilton]
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    What’s Your Type?

    Are you a sex machine? A bag lady? A perpetual second-place finalist? According to a new book called Ms. Typed, you just might be. Author Dr. Michelle Callahan was on the “Today Show” yesterday morning promoting the book, which offers advice based women’s dating personalities. In this clip, she explains how you can identify your type and what you can do to overcome some of your destructive dating habits. I wonder if there’s a type called “Doesn’t really want to watch televised sports” because, honestly, that’s, like, a recurring issue in ever relationship I’ve ever had.

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    Husband Didn’t Know Wife Has A Penis

    Fu Shitou was married to Wei Jinhua for three years before he learned his wife was a transvestite. Fu married Wei after she befriended his sister-in-law. The truth about her biology was revealed recently when Wei was stopped by police and strip-searched when she fled her home after an argument. She later confessed to a court that she is a man. Fu expressed shock that he didn’t know. “But we never had sex — I just wanted someone to take care of me,” he told police. The judges allowed Wei to go free, however. Some websites are saying Fu was gullible, but maybe he was just lonely and willing to get companionship in any way. [The Sun]

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    Quickies!: Maxim Says Olivia Wilde Is Hot

  • Olivia Wilde is Maxim‘s top pick for their annual Hot 100 List. [Asylum] — Megan Fox probably didn’t mind coming in second because she wants to get freaky with Olivia.
  • Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler has resigned from her position as co-executive director of the Miss California USA Pageant, saying she no longer believes in it and has to be a role model to her children. [Perez Hilton] — She has nothing going for her now.
  • Nicole Kidman has quit Woody Allen’s untitled project, but she didn’t give a reason. [Dlisted] — Don’t these chicks know you don’t quit a job in a recession? Oh yeah, they’re celebrities.
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