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Unfortunately, I was at a really boring party last night and missed the People’s Choice Awards. I checked out the celebrity fashions today, though, and I have to say I was quite shocked. Of course, there were some stunning and good fashions, but there were more bad ones. And even some that made me say, “WTF?!” Keep clicking to see the fashions from the People’s Choice Awards of 2011.
The Ouija board has been the preferred form of occult entertainment for middle school sleepovers throughout time. I mean, how else would I have known that I’m going to have my first child when I’m 32? Wait! I am 32! Holy crap! I’m about to get pregnant any minute now. But I digress, the important news here is that “Charlie’s Angels” director McG has signed on to direct “Ouija,” the film based on the freaky board game. What will it be about? A horror flick? A comedy? The story line is being kept about as mysterious as the game itself. But I swear it’s happening. I swear, I’m not making it up. A spirit told me. I didn’t push the marker. It wasn’t me. I wasn’t even touching it! [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »
You’d think that if you were a famous actor or actress, you could afford to get a driver for a wild night out or, gasp, just call a cab. But it seems like celebrities are constantly getting DUIs. Jaime Pressly of “My Name Is Earl” is the latest to be arrested for the offense. Officers supposedly pulled her over in Santa Monica last night and gave her a field sobriety test, which she failed. She was arrested for suspected intoxication and her bail was set at $15,000, which TMZ notes is considerably higher than usual and could signal that her blood alcohol content was off the charts. But there’s no word from her camp on the incident so far. [TMZ]
Please, people—don’t you remember the videos from driver’s ed class? Drinking and driving is really not something to take lightly. After the jump, the celebrity DUI hall of shame.
Maybe you haven’t seen “Black Swan” yet, but everyone by now knows that movie is CRAZY. True story: yesterday I saw “Black Swan” and as the credits were rolling, my mom goes, “Which one was Winona Ryder?” And I said, “The crazy one.” And then some random woman who overheard us added, “They were all crazy.” You know what else is crazy in that movie? The makeup. That’s why YouTube star GlowPinkStah has filmed herself doing a wacky-ass “Black Swan” makeup tutorial for Natalie Portman‘s signature look. But seriously, no one watches her videos to see her do makeup. Her ridiculously dry sense of humor and biting social commentary is worth the spoilers. If you’ve seen “Black Swan,” it will make more sense. But either way, go get yourself a diaper because you’re gonna pee yourself laughing. It’s … dare I say … perfect. [YouTube] Keep reading »
Christina Aguilera is committing rebound sins left and right. TMZ reports that X-tina, Jordan Bratman, and Matthew Rutler have all been living as one big, awkward “Three’s Company” episode gone terribly wrong. Christina moved Matt into her pad a few weeks ago but Jordan did not more out. She was so graciously letting her soon-to-be ex husband stay in the house for the sake of their son, Max. But his meal ticket is up. Yesterday, a moving truck showed up to fetch Jordan’s things and get him out for good. Shameful. [TMZ]
Click through to see some of the most ill-advised rebound couples of all time.
“In a sexual way, I’m gay. But I would marry a woman tomorrow if it struck me. I don’t think sex and relationships necessarily have to go together.”
– Johnny Weir talks about his sexuality in his new memoir on what appears to be “Celebrities Talking About Maybe Being Gay Day.” The flamboyant ice skater decided to basically confirm what the universe already knew because “with people killing themselves and being scared into the closet, I hope that even just one person can gain strength from my story.” [People via Queerty] Keep reading »