Christina Aguilera Perfects The Vacant Look

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 25, 2011
Is this the real Christina Aguilera or a wax statue escapee from Madame Tussaud's? All the red lipstick in the world can't make those eyes look less vacant. Seriously, who thought this was a good photo for the cover? [Guanabee]… More »

Genetic Sexual Attraction: True Love Or Incest?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 25, 2011
Let me preface this story by saying this is NOT the about the woman who breastfed her dad to save his life. This is an entirely different tale of father/daughter relations starring Penny Lawrence (28) and her long lost, dad, Gary Ryan (46). Read on, after the jump. More »

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: What Do You Consider Romantic?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 25, 2011
Ahh, romance. Always thought about in terms of what women want -- flowers (peonies for me, thanks!), slow-dancing to Kenny G, dinner at fancy French restaurants with overly rich food, etc. But what about men? Surely they like a romantic gesture now and again ... the thing is, what do they consider romantic? What kind… More »

A Bed Wetter’s Anthem

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 25, 2011
The Kellys are an Irish-German family band who I was previously unaware of. Apparently they've been around since the early '80s, touring and selling over 20 million records, mostly in Europe. Here they are performing their hit "Pee-Pee." Sing it with me. No, I ain't gonna pee-pee my bed tonight! Everyone has a message. [… More »

Elizabeth Taylor Fashionably Late To Own Funeral, Did Last Interview With Kim Kardashian

At Elizabeth Taylor's funeral yesterday, the proceedings began exactly 15 minutes late. On purpose—this was one of Elizabeth's final requests. "She even wanted to be late for her own funeral," a spokesperson explained. Considering her renown, the ceremony was small and limited to friends and family. Apparently, Colin Farrell gave a reading. The… More »

Girl Talk: My First Chat Room Girl Friend Became My First IRL Girlfriend

By: Rachel White / March 25, 2011
I’d stay up until 3 or 4 a.m. the room lit with a pink glow, filled with the sound of fingers tapping on a keyboard. I was 16 when I joined Girlpunk.net. This all-girl forum quickly became a window out of my small town. It made me feel like the life I wanted was possible—punk… More »