Abstinence Panties Will Be Very Effective At Stopping Horny Teenagers

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 15, 2011
Forget about comprehensive sex ed. The best way to keep girls off "16 & Pregnant" is with pro-abstinence panties and T-shirts bearing slogans like "Zip It," "Not Tonight" and "Dream On" sold on a site called What Would Your Mother Do?. According to WWYMD: We created a line of underwear… More »

Give Whitney Cummings A Shot

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 15, 2011
There's a lot of female comedians we love -- Tina Fey, Kristin Wiig, Margaret Cho -- but Whitney Cummings has a special place in our heart. For starters, her name is a joke in and of itself. Secondly, the frequent "Chelsea Lately" guest is an avid Frisky reader. But beyond the fact that she obviously… More »

Woman Commits Catricide In The Name Of Lady Gaga

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 15, 2011
Lady Gaga pushes the fashion envelope, but she would never condone catricide in her name. One of Gaga's Little Monsters, Angelina Barnes, allegedly murdered her family's cat by drowning it in the bathtub and mutilating its body. Why? The 20-year-old Oklahoma woman needed the cat's blood for a stylish outfit she was planning to… More »

12 Celebs With No Desire To Be In A Relationship

For The Record, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Stuff His Pants

Tracy Morgan took a seat on the estrogen-soaked couch of "The View" yesterday. He and Sherri Shepherd have a special relationship since she plays his wife on "30 Rock." While watching a clip of the sitcom where Tracy got to show off his revenge body, Sherri shared a little secret. "Every time… More »

This Is The Cheesiest Tribute To Prince William And Kate Middleton Ever

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 15, 2011
Only a special few will see Kate Middleton's face staring back at them from a mango-flavored jelly bean. But Papa John's in the UK is making sure anyone can see Will and Kate staring back at them from a pizza. Thanks to a creative "food artist," the royal couple's faces appear to… More »