You Need This In Your Life: The Eyebrow Weave

Eyebrow weaves. Yep, you read correctly. These furry little monsters are cut-to-order eyebrow wigs that you glue on to your brow bone. What’s the purpose of this beautifying treatment — besides looking like a cousin of the Cookie Monster? Matching your platinum blond weave with your brows, of course! The eyebrow weave gives you the freedom to dye your hair different colors without the pressure to dye your eyebrows to match. Now, instead of shaving, bleaching, and coloring your brows, you can paste the matching color to your face. Genius! Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Adam Lambert Loses, But His Outfit Is A Winner

In a major upset, Kris Allen beat out guyliner-wearing Adam Lambert in the “American Idol” finale last night. During his performance with KISS, Adam’s fashion sense stole the show. His jacket featured weird cage-like shoulders that looked positively Lady Gaga-esque. [Los Angeles, 5/20/09] Keep reading »

Skip This Flick: Lars Von Trier’s “Antichrist”

If you’re mid-breakfast, you might want to skip this post. One of the films that debuted at this week’s Cannes Film Festival is “Antichrist,” the latest from director Lars Von Trier. Since the screening yesterday, everyone has been talking about how the movie crosses the line of what’s appropriate for “mainstream” cinema. Starring Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe, the film is about a couple who, while mourning the death of their young son, mutilate each other in vile, graphic, despicable ways.

“Gainsbourg hits Dafoe so hard in the testicles with a plank of wood that he lapses into a coma. He ejaculates blood when she masturbates him. She drills a hole through his leg before tying him to a rock. But the scene that has caused the most disquiet is the close-up of Gainsbourg’s character cutting off her clitoris with a rusty pair of scissors.”

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Quickies!: Miss California’s Mom May Be GAY?!

  • Carrie Prejean’s mother is rumored to be gay! A woman named Valerie Vetrano told the Star that she dated the Cali girl’s mom. [Star]
  • “Gossip Girl” actress Kathy Rutherford has hired a private eye to spy on her (soon to be ex) husband. She’s claims he leaves his pool uncovered, which is dangerous for their two-year-old son. [People]
  • Simon Cowell’s ex-girlfriend, Terri Seymour, was attacked by a crazy “American Idol” fan last night after leaving the finale. [Dlisted]
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    Is Your Fiance A Groomzilla?

    Does your groom have delusions of grandeur when he talks about the size of his … reception hall? Then he might be a Groomzilla! Craig Bridger, author of “Surviving Groomzilla: A Bride’s Guide” discusses how to tame the beast that has taken over the wedding planning.

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  • Shun, Shag, Or Marry: Who Should Get The Empty Supreme Court Seat?

    Supreme Court Justice David Souter is a wackadoodle. He’s eaten the same lunch everyday for 19 years—yogurt and an apple. He refuses to get a computer. And even though he was appointed by Republican George Bush, he usually sides with the liberally-minded folks on the bench. Now that Souter is retiring, we hope Obama will fill the seat with someone equally as interesting.

    Rumor has it that Obama wants a woman for the job — which warms our hearts and our wombs, since there’s only one woman left on the court, and her health isn’t so great. At the top of Obama’s short list: solicitor general Elena Kagan, judge Sonia Sotomayer, and Jennifer Granholm, governor of Michigan. Each met privately with the President yesterday in Washington, DC. Who should the seat go to? We shun, shag, or marry this girl-power menagerie after the jump. Keep reading »

    Quick Vid: Insane Pregnancy Prevention Ad (Warning—It’s Graphic!)

    Bristol Palin and OctoMom take note! The UK’s National Health Service is using scare tactics to prevent teen pregnancy. This public service announcement doesn’t make a ton of sense, but it’s disturbing. Screaming children run across a playground, crowd around one girl, and suddenly a baby’s head pops out from between her legs. The camera is “Blair Witch Project” shaky. Now we feel nauseous, thanks to the shaking and the bloody head. [TresSugar] Keep reading »

    “American Idol” Smackdown: Adam Lambert Vs. Kris Allen. Who Will Win Tonight?

    Last night was the battle of the roommates on “American Idol.” Xenu-enthusiasts Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise watched as the always dramatic Adam Lambert and the quietly confident Kris Allen duked it out vocally. In round one, each one chose his favorite song of the competition. Adam brought back “Mad World,” and Kris made us swoon with “Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone.” Next, producer Simon Fuller picked the songs—Adam got Sam Cooke’s “A Change Is Gonna Come,” while Kris funked out Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On.” Finally, we suffered through the contestants’ renditions of “No Boundaries,” co-written by judge Kara DioGuardi. Equally awe inspiring, in a bad way, was Paula in a day-glow green getup and Simon in a shirt unbuttoned to his bellybutton.

    I know neither of these guys really wants to win because they both read my post last week about how guys who take home the “American Idol” title are eternally cursed. But since I can’t make up my mind about who I want to win, here’s a side-by-side look at these vocal monsters. Keep reading »

    Bristol Says The Darndest Things

    When Bristol Palin got knocked up at age 17, she made national headlines. We applauded her for realizing that “everyone should be abstinent or whatever but it’s not realistic at all,” and we were hopeful (for three seconds) that she would turn this unfortunate situation into a positive one by promoting safe sex. But when she said seconds later that “you should just wait ten years,” we got on her case. The girl is a walking contradiction. And it hasn’t stopped there. Keep reading »

    Happy Birthday Blue Jeans: Leading Men In Levi’s

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    On this day back in 1873, Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a patent for blue jeans, and an American icon was born. Since then, Levi’s have been worn by gold miners and cowboys, presidents and movie stars. Click through for a few of our favorite actors known for their jeans.
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