Not Buying It: Sugar Daddy Dating Site’s Shoddy Photoshop

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 20, 2011

The thing that cracks me up the most about these ads for Sugar Sugar, an online dating site that matches younger women with older, weathy men, is that these are so obviously stock images of young couples. The guys’ hair has just been badly photoshopped to look grey. These dudes, to quote one blogger, look… More »

Mind Of Man: What He’s Thinking During Sex (An Internal Monologue)

By: John DeVore / May 20, 2011

Oh yeah, I’m about to have sex. What time is it? Big hand is on “LAID,” little hand is on “ME.” This is going to be awesome. Breath: minty! Pits: spicy! Boxers: fresh! Give her the Han Solo smirk. Squint, seductively. Remember that the eyes are like the mouths of the pants. Tell her what… More »

These Pillow Shams Are Just Dandy

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 20, 2011

It’s a bit of a girly cliche to have a ton of throw pillows everywhere, but let’s face it, they make your couch or bed look more cozily catalog-like. Plus, if you don’t have the bones to drop on a total makeover, switching up the linens and pillow covers is a great way to a… More »

Osama Bin Laden Gets A Parody Porn

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 20, 2011

Today in tastelessness: the Navy SEAL raid on Osama bin Laden‘s Pakistan compound will be sexily immortalized forever in “This Ain’t Bin Laden XXX,” a new parody porn debuting this summer by Hustler. An Osama bin Laden porn is something the al-Qaeda top dog would have appreciated, said Hustler’s Video Director of Operations Rob Smith. More »

Girl Talk: I Went To “The Oprah Show” And All I Got Was…

By: Brooke Lefferts / May 20, 2011

I love Oprah. I’ve been watching her since I was a pimply teenager looking for diet tips and ways to attract a boyfriend. My dream was to become a journalist and interview newsmakers and celebrities just like she does.  I wound up a TV news producer and writer and — although I never got my… More »

What I Almost Did For A New Pair Of Shoes

By: Julie Gerstein / May 20, 2011

I have a shoe problem. I admit this. I inherited it from my mother, who hits the Macy’s shoe department as if it’s the bread aisle at Safeway the day before a tornado. So nine months ago, when I saw the Julian Louie for Aldo collaboration on the runway during New York fashion week, I… More »