Lady Gaga Does “Born This Way” With A Mariachi Band

  Yesterday was Lady Gaga's 25th birthday, and she Tweeted in the morning, "I woke up to chicken and waffles in bed, pink tulips, + little monster bday videos. I love you! I was #bornthisday." Later in the night, her friends threw her a surprise party at a Mexican restaurant. Apparently, Gaga spent a… More »

Tom Bergeron Non-Plussed With Chris Brown’s Appearance On “DWTS” Tonight

A week ago, Chris Brown smashed a window in his ABC dressing room following an interview on "Good Morning America" where Robin Roberts dared to ask him about Rihanna. Tonight, Chris has an appearance scheduled on another ABC show—"Dancing with the Stars." Host Tom Bergeron isn't too enthused. He told… More »

Dating Amelia: Some Dating Rules I’ve Kept And A Few I’ve Ditched

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 29, 2011
This era of my Dating Amelia column (which has been a fixture on this site, off and on, for a couple of years) is not going to last long -- just this one post, actually -- as I am not really dating anymore. After taking a two month dating/sex sabbatical, I sort of… More »

Beware Your Tiny Hat

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 29, 2011
File this under bizarre fashion emergencies. This guy superglued his tiny hat to his head and couldn't get it off. He thought he might have to wear the tiny top hat around forever until Dr. Shabir saved the day by performing an emergency hat amputation, a hamputation. Let this be a warning to Helena… More »

Man Makes A Quilt From 58 Pairs Of Women’s Panties

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 29, 2011
What sort of man sews a quilt from 58 pairs of women's panties? Louis Garrett of Missouri, that's who. With his hoary beard, tattoo across his forehead, and wife beater tank, he's a Creepy McCreeperson sent from Central Casting. Louis only wants women's panties made from rayon, acetate, and silk for his panty quilt… More »

7 Things A Guy Should NOT Do If He Wants To Get Laid

By: Beth Ames / March 29, 2011
Dear guys of the world, I would like to share something top secret: the things you do while on a date are important if you're hoping to have sex with us at the end of it. Each action falls into one of two categories: 1) Makes our vaginas wet. 2) Makes our lady business a… More »