Snooki: Now With Very, Very Blue Eyes

It’s no secret that The Situation thinks Snooki is looking mighty fine this season on “Jersey Shore.” I wonder what he’d think of her with her new electric blue contact lenses, which she was spotted with yesterday while leaving a hair salon in New York. Personally, I think they are fab—I am a total sucker… More »

Sex Fail: He Cried In Bed

Tamara Lynch / August 10, 2011

When I met Eric* at a friend’s birthday party, my first thought was that he was a man’s man. He was a six-foot-tall, broad shouldered carpenter from the Bronx with bulging arms covered in a myriad of swirling tattoos that strained the sleeves of his polo shirt. He caught me staring more than once. At… More »

The Hose Knows

Julie Gerstein / August 10, 2011

Recently, a big stink has been made about Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, bringing back nude hosiery. Now, you couldn’t pay me a million spacebucks to wear nude pantyhose — it freaks me out and reminds me of my 5th grade teacher Bobbie Jo Hibben who was obsessed with matching every aspect of her outfit. But… More »

“Horsemaning” — Er, Faked Beheading — Is The New “Planking”

Jessica Wakeman / August 10, 2011

Planking was stupid. Owling was stupider. And let’s not forget coneing. Feast your eyes on “horsemaning,” which the Internet claims is an old time-y way 1920s’ pranksters would fake a beheading. All you have to do is pose like you’re holding your own head in your hands: get someone to lie flat on their back… More »

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Morning Quickies: There’s A James Franco Sex Tape!

Jessica Wakeman / August 10, 2011

A James Franco sex tape? The man of many, uh, talents admitted on “Conan” last night that when he was “young,” he and a girlfriend filmed themselves have sex. “[We] watched it back and said yeah, let’s never watch that again,” Franco said laughing. [Team Coco via Huffington Post]
I’m just rolling my… More »