Lady Gaga Is A (Not Very Convincing) Mermaid

 

I have a mermaid fixation. And secretly, I have been waiting for the day when Lady Gaga tied her legs together and started rocking a mermaid tail. I thought if any pop star out there could do it spectacularly, it would be her since she really commits to her fashion choices. I… More »


From Blonde To Black To Blonde Again: 10 Celebs With Color-Shifting Locks

By: Julie Gerstein / June 16, 2011

Please Date Me: Guy Who Owns This Sanomagic Wooden Bike

By: Julie Gerstein / June 16, 2011

Dear Guy, I like you. It’s not only that you eschew polluting, noisy cars for streamlined, eco-friendly bike-mobiles, it’s also that you’ve chosen Sueshiro Sano’s Sanomagic Wooden Bike, a bike so retro-perfect, such an adorable fuse of form and function, that you clearly know how to live. Throw on your perfectly tailored Thom Browne suit… More »


Bud Light Lime’s Softcore UFC Ring Girl Ad: Innuendo With A Slice Of Lime

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 16, 2011

 

Oh, beer advertisements. What would I blog about without you? Bud Light Lime’s UFC sponsorship seamlessly blends panty-clad “ring girl” Arianny Celeste with “Bud Light” stamped on her ass (klassy!), lime slices gingerly covering her lady bits, and ultimate fighting/sexual innuendo like “I like a guy that can go more than one… More »


One Of These Carolina Herrera Gowns Could Be Kristen Stewart’s “Breaking Dawn” Wedding Dress

By: Julie Gerstein / June 16, 2011

With The Right Uniform, This Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Will Make Any Restaurant A “Breastaurant”

By: Andrea Grimes / June 16, 2011

A former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader has founded a website called BreastaurantUniforms.com, where restaurateurs can get help turning “any restaurant into a breastaurant!”

There are a number of reasons I am not excited about making the world a more receptive place for breastaurants. More »