Vampire Weekend And The Black Keys Have A Sell-Out-Off


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On last night’s “Colbert Report,” Stephen invited Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney of The Black Keys and Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend on to figure out who should win this year’s Grammy for best alternative album. To settle the score, Colbert challenged the two bands to a “sell-out-off.” While the Keys have a Victoria’s Secret and Zales commercial under their belt, Vampire Weekend boasts commercials for Honda and Tommy Hilfiger. As Colbert notes, “Clearly, you have both equally whored out your music.” So true! [Comedy Central] Keep reading »

10 Teen Idols Who Turned Fugs

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Cross-Species Love: Animal Orgy Version


Guys, this video might be NSFW. It’s a veritable cross-species animal orgy, featuring a llama, a randy cat, a bunny and a chicken. The cat is going absolutely wild making biscuits on the llama’s furry back. Ooh, scandal! [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The Meh At The “No Strings Attached” Premiere

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Last night was the premiere of “No Strings Attached,” Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman’s sure-to-be completely unrealistic rom-com about two friends who try and have casual sex. So did the stars dress like they were looking to get lucky? Keep clicking for the good, the bad, and the meh. There were two WTFs this time around.

Natalie Portman Blames Darren Aronofsky For Making Her Fat

“I told Darren Aronofsky, I was like, ‘First you got me skinny, and now you’re getting me fat,’ because he introduced me to my fiance. It’s the greatest gift he ever gave me.”

Natalie Portman on “Black Swan” director Darren Arronofsky’s influence on her waistline. Could Natalie be flying any higher, right now? Pregnant, engaged, and sure-to-be Oscar-nominated: I’m slightly jealous. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Sex Scandal Teachers: Where Are They Now?

Just as we were hearing the post-New Year’s Eve reports that Reese Witherspoon and LeAnn Rimes were engaged, we heard about a third woman planning to tie the knot—Debra Beasley. Wait, the name doesn’t ring a bell? That’s because you know her as Debra Lafave, the Florida middle school teacher who was sentenced to three years of house arrest after it was discovered that she’d had a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old student—in her car, at her house, and at least once in a portable classroom at the school. Radar reported that Debra, now going by her maiden name, was engaged to Shawn Haverfield, a Florida bar owner. Haverfield says that isn’t actually true, but the two do appear to be living together. A source says that his family thinks “Debbie is a great girl.” [Radar, Tampa Bay Online]

This has inspired us to look up where other teachers made famous for their sex scandals are now. Keep reading »

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