Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Babes, I love a criminal. I’m not talking the murder-y rape-y kind: I mean the ingenious plotters, the skilled burglars, the dogged drug dealers. And when they’re handsome as well, then you’ve really hit the jackpot. (And please don’t take this post seriously–we would never actually condone anyone committing any kind of crime. We just have to point out that sometimes evil-doers, well, look good doing their evil.)
Spank bank: It’s the one bank where you always have credit. And no matter what you’re into–what kind of fantasies or images or stories you play to get off–your spank bank is an invaluable resource. We’ve been talking a lot about masturbation and we want to know: when you’re flicking the bean, what makes you hot and bothered? And if you’re wondering what Frisky staffers get off to, well, click on the jump…
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? Who knows, but all of my dreams came true when I saw the first official picture of John Cusack as Edgar Allen Poe in the upcoming film “The Raven.” Mix the optimistic quirkiness of Lloyd Dobler with hauntingly macabre Poe and you’ve pretty much got my man fantasy. The film will be a fictionalized account of Poe’s last days, which still remain a mystery. He was last seen drunk, delirious, and penniless outside a Baltimore pub. He died a few days later at the age of 40. His cause of death remains unknown. Consumption, cholera, rabies, tuberculosis, heart disease, or suicide? I would expect nothing less from a poet prince of his caliber. [Huffington Post]
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“I hate it. It’s wonderful to be in love. And it’s definitely wonderful to cuddle and have sex and get to experience life with somebody. But it’s OK if you don’t find him and you’re 24. You can find it someday.”