Video: Why I’m On Reality TV

By: Julie Gerstein / July 9, 2011

Rich at the blog Four/Four makes the most incredible video montages — like the one of reality TV all-stars who make it a point to state that “I’m not here to make friends.” His latest montage captures reality TV-ers talking about all the reasons they’re exploiting themselves on national TV. As Rich aptly states,… More »


Gwyneth Paltrow: Food Snob Or Wannabe Crack Smoker?

By: The Stir / July 9, 2011

Oh Gwyneth Paltrow, you silly fishmongering crack-smoking goop. You so crazy! In case you haven’t heard Gwynnie’s latest advice on how to live a fabulous, toxin-free existence, Her Paltrowness recently announced that she’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can. Well, duh. Who wouldn’t?

Personally, I love that Gwyneth said she prefer… More »


Tom Felton Would Love To Play Villains For Life

“People say Draco is sexier than Harry. Harry is just a nice guy, surrounded by so many strong characters, whereas Draco stands out on his own. And there’s something about the way the Malfoys look. I wouldn’t be worried about playing a bad guy for the rest of my life … Let’s be honest. We… More »


Admittedly, Setting Up A Co-Worker With A Mail-Order Bride Is A Pretty Baller Prank

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 9, 2011

This a-hole took screwing around at work to a whole new level: Stephen Pottinger, an employee of the Houston Independent School District, is in trubs for signing up his co-worker for a mail order bride website. During company hours. “He had mentioned that he wanted to get back into dating,” Pottinger said. “We have a… More »


Sorry, But There’s No Poop Fairy, People

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 9, 2011

I am sorry to break it to you, kiddo. When the dog poop disappeared from the backyard? That was your mom. And when the doo doo vanished from the sidewalk? That was your dad. They only told you the Poop Fairy existed to see the glimmer of joy in a young one’s eye, to expand… More »


Evening Quickies: Mila Kunis’ Unique Date Invite & Is A Katy/Russell Divorce Imminent?

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 8, 2011

Aww! A Marine sergeant stationed in Afghanistan invited Mila Kunis via video to be his date to the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina in November. I hope she says yes. [Celebuzz]
“The Jerry Springer Show” offered Casey Anthony $1 million to appear on the show if she comes with both her parent… More »