Plush Pillows For Your Dirty Pillows

Julie Gerstein / July 26, 2011

Sure, Etsy is a great place to purchase Justin Bieber Unicorn Fan Art and ritual tunics with Celtic trim, but did you know you could also acquire a mighty fine set of boobies on the crafting site? That’s right: Etsy seller BoobsRUs fashions comfy, plush boob pillows to rest your own set of tatas on. More »


Stephen Colbert Sends Up Summer’s Eve Douche Douchiness (NSFW)

Jessica Wakeman / July 26, 2011

Stephen Colbert is always on the lookout for injustice against menfolk. And where do men suffer the most than in the field of genital cleaning products? Women have long enjoyed empowering cleaning agents marketed to their dirty vaginas. But the poor, dirty penis? Shamefully ignored. What nerve!

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Dating Don’ts: Thou Shalt Not Ghost

Ami Angelowicz / July 26, 2011

People talk a lot about the rules of dating. Pshaw! Rules? What rules? Dating requires you to to be a ninja. You barely have time to contemplate your ever-changing instincts let alone consult your antediluvian rule book. However; there is one rule that I consider my duty to adhere to, probably because it’s the thing… More »


Paper Lashes, Without The Paper Cuts

Julie Gerstein / July 26, 2011

You know how sometimes you’re like, there’s not enough face happening on my face? What can I do to draw more attention to my face that won’t make me look like an escapee from Barnum & Bailey’s Clown School? Enter the magic of paper eyelashes! Created by Paperself, the delicate eyelashes come in a variety… More »


The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “The Bachelorette” Whittles It To Two

Considering that Ashley Hebert’s season of “The Bachelorette” has been a mess so far, what with a sociopath derailing the proceedings for weeks, I’m pretty impressed by Ashley’s final three guys. Even more surprising, in last night’s episode, Ashley cut it down to two—and they are exactly the pair I’ve found most appealing throughout thi… More »


Girl Talk: Neither A Trophy Nor A Tiger

Angela Tung / July 26, 2011

When I first saw Wendi Deng Murdoch spike that foam-pie-throwing comedian-protestor’s head like a volleyball, I giggled with glee. Then I sighed with relief. Here, finally, was a portrayal of an Asian woman I could embrace. No timid China doll or obedient geisha, no mere trophy wife, Deng was the tiger wife, defending her asset… More »