You’re Gonna Like Lykke Li’s New One, Trust

Lykke Li’s new album, Wounded Rhymes, has been getting attention for months, thanks to her video “Get Some” in which she sings, “Like the shotgun/ need an outcome/ I’m your prostitute/ you gonna get some.” As you might have guessed from the album title, this is a breakup record, with songs fluctuating in mood from wounded to rage-filled, while the musical style jumps from electronic to ’60s girl group to indie rock. But the constant from this Swedish chanteuse is that every song feels wintery—the kind of thing to album to while watching snow fall outside the window. With tea, of course.

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Christina Aguilera Arrested For Public Intoxication

Wuh woh. Looks like those anonymous sources may be right about Christina Aguilera being totally out of control and headed for rehab. Last night at 2:45 a.m. she and her new boy toy, Matthew Rutler, were pulled over in West Hollywood. Matthew was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. Apparently, Christina was in even worse shape. The sheriff’s deputy says that she was “extremely intoxicated” and “unable to take care of herself.” So she was taken into custody and spent the night in jail. It’s unclear whether she will be charged today. Sure seems like Matthew may be Christina’s version of Kevin Federline. Will celebrities ever learn—if you’re snookered, call a cab. Sheesh. [PopDust, Fox News] Keep reading »

Shopping Guide: 10 Lightweight Pants For Spring

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Bare legs beneath skirts and dresses are a sign that spring has arrived, but some women just like wearing the pants, regardless of the season. Fortunately, tailored pants are getting as much attention as midi skirts and printed dresses. Keep clicking for 10 lightweight pants done in crop, high-waisted, wide-leg, flare, and straight-leg styles.

Madonna Skips Skirt At Vanity Fair Party, Lourdes Rolls Eyes

Madonna‘s get-up at the Vanity Fair Oscars party sort of reminds me of the sexy witch costume Kelly Taylor wore to that Halloween party on “Beverly Hills, 90210” where the cowboy tried to lock her in the bedroom to date rape her. Lourdes reaction to her mom’s ensemble choice? “Mum, do you have to?!” This is apparently what she said when Madonna turned around, posing so the photographers could see her butt cheeks. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Pop Star Brian McFadden Pens New Ode To Date Rape

You would think that a song called “Just the Way You Are” would be about loving and accepting a person with all their faults and foibles and so on and so forth. But it turns out that the full title of Irish pop singer Brian McFadden’s new song is “Just the Way You Are (Drunk at the Bar).” And it turns out that this song, far from being about unconditional love and acceptance, is in fact a gift for the committee in charge of picking a new national anthem for the Republic of Daterapia. Check out this chorus, after the jump. Keep reading »

11 New Agey Celebs

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The former Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, found her way back from “the gutter” after her involvement in the humiliating scandal where she was caught trying to sell access to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew. How did she heal, you ask? She hopped aboard the New Age train. “They always say a lotus flower grows with very strong roots in muddy water, and it grows tall and strong and no water sticks to its leaves. We musn’t let negativity stick to us … I was not aware of my roots, I wasn’t standing tall and I had a world of negativity stuck to me … I was happy just sitting in my own isolated, lonely place, alone with Sarah, because at least I had myself … And so I went to find the lotus flower within myself,” she explained. Makes perfect sense. Find the lotus flower within. Or just stop drinking excessive amounts of wine and talk to a shrink. Hey! To each her own. After the jump, some other celebs who have taken a ride on the New Age train. [Daily Mail UK]
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