Sarah Palin Adult Movies: The Trend That Wouldn’t Die

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to surfing the Internet, Hustler has announced it’s got yet another adult movie spoofing the life and times of former vice-presidential candidate and governor of Alaska Sarah Palin. When it comes to XXX, Palin moves product, apparently. First, there was “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” Then, there was “Obama Is Nailin’ Palin.” (Guess we got that question answered.) Now, the X-rated empire Larry Flynt built is producing “Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin,” in which, among other surely tawdry deeds, “Sarah Palin” gets it on with “Tina Fey” playing Sarah Palin on “SNL.” It’s all so confusing. In any case, the sure to be, um, fascinating latest homage to the politician who will not go away is set to be released early this summer. You know, if you’re into that sort of thing. By which I mean politics. [Sexaminer] Keep reading »

“The Real Housewives Of New Jersey”: Danielle’s Shady Past Is Revealed

So, the s**t hit the fan on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” last night, as Danielle’s seedy, coke-whorin’ past as “Beverly” was revealed and she pissed off all the women by taking the cha-cha too seriously at a dance class. Danielle first addressed rumors that she was a husband stealer, telling Jacqueline and Teresa that the rumors were BS, but then jumping on them for even thinking that it might be true. Danielle has got a point — for all this talk of loyalty, no one seems to have Danielle’s back and I kind of feel bad for her. Or I would, if she wasn’t so damn shady. And if she hadn’t put her paws all over delicious Albie. Keep reading »

Improv Everywhere Gives Newly Married Couple A Surprise Wedding Reception

Improv Everywhere pulls all sorts of stunts around the country, and their latest was a surprise wedding reception. They grabbed a bride and groom who had just been married at New York City Hall and invited them to participate in a free impromptu reception, complete with wedding cake, bridesmaids, toasts, and dancing. Hey, it beats spending months quibbling over flower arrangements and table settings. [via Nerve] Keep reading »

The Celebrity Cleavage Chronicles

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This morning the Daily Mail U.K. went bonkers over Lily Allen showing off a slightly different type of cleavage while shooting a new video—side cleave. It’s not the garden-variety, in your face, head-on type of boobage. It’s more sneaky breast-time. And it got us thinking, there are just loads of different kinds of cleavage out there to be had. Check out Lindsay Lohan, above, showing off the side-view too!

Quickies!: Go Inside The Obama White House

  • Don’t forget to watch the NBC special “Inside The Obama White House” tonight and tomorrow at 9pm. Above is an adorable sneak peak. [MSNBC]
  • That hottie Zac Efron is going to make a cameo alongside those other hotties on “Entourage” next season. [E! Online]
  • They’ve already found replacements for Heidi and Spencer on “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” — Heidi’s sister Holly and Daniel Baldwin. [DListed] — DOWNGRADE!
  • “The Biggest Loser” contestant Filipe Fa accused trainer Jillian Michaels of giving her team drugs. Fortunately, the allegations were false. [Pop Eater] — If he wasn’t before, Fa is definitely looking like a big loser now!
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    Love Vandal: Naughty Baked Good

    This cupcake (muffin?) reader Emily found in Lisbon, Portugal, wants to know wants to know what you were up to last night.

    Have you seen graffiti that’s kind of sweet (even if it is against the law)? Send your pic to tips@thefrisky.com. Keep reading »

    Album Drop: The Latest Releases From Taking Back Sunday, Elvis Costello, Iggy Pop, And Dave Matthews

    It’s new release Tuesday, so it’s time to take the latest tunes for a spin. This week, we listen to The Sounds, get a little bit country with Elvis Costello, band together with Dave Matthews, stick to our guns with Taking Back Sunday, and get snazzy with jazzy Iggy Pop. Keep reading »

    Concert Tickets, Without A Zillion Fees

    I hate when I buy concert tickets and the price of the ticket is practically doubled by excessive charges and fees. Well, tomorrow—that’s June 3rd, people—I’ll be able to dry my tears. To appease frustrated fans, LiveNation.com is nixing all service fees tomorrow for any tickets bought to amphitheater shows. “No Service Fee Wednesday” begins at 12:01am and lasts for 24 hours. And on scattered Wednesdays for the rest of the summer, Live Nation will be running other promotions. [Billboard]

    So here’s whose tickets we’re gonna snag for cheap tomorrow. Keep reading »

    Mariah Carey Blames 9/11 For The Failure Of “Glitter”

    Mariah Carey has a new movie out, “Precious,” and what better an occasion for her to speak out (again) about her failed semi-autobiographical movie “Glitter”‘? This time she’s blaming (drum roll, please) September 11th! “That movie was released on September 11th, 2001—could there be a worse day for that movie to come out?” she says. This isn’t the first time Mariah blamed terrorists for ruining her party. A couple of years ago she said, “The talk shows needed something to distract from 9/11. I became a punching bag. I was so successful that they tore me down because my album was at number two instead of number one. The media was laughing at me and attacked me…’Glitter’ was ahead of its time.”

    Sooo ahead of its time. Notice how Carey didn’t offer any love to the survivors and families who lost loved ones. How insensitive can you be? Um, it’s been eight years, no one saw your movie, get over it. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: What Did Paris Hilton Do To Piss Off Mr. Pointy Finger?

    1) She pointed to his bald spot and said, “That is so not hot.”
    2) Her makeout session with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt obscured his view of the stage during “Rock of Ages”.
    3) Her Sidekick kept blowing up with texts during the big musical numbers.
    4) None of the above, because we have no effing clue.
    [NYC, 6/1/09]
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