A “Black Swan” Makeup Tutorial For Your Next Costume Party


Admit it: ever since “Black Swan” came out, you have totally had fantasies of being a prima ballerina. (With those awesome Rodarte tutus, who wouldn’t?) For your next costume party (New Year’s, anyone?), try going Natalie Portman-style by channeling her signature look from the film. That complicated stage makeup isn’t as hard as it seems thanks to this easy video makeup tutorial. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Why Do Celebrities Always Put On A Happy Face Post-Breakup?

Over the weekend, a totally annoying reporter asked Vanessa Hudgens at her 22nd birthday party how she was doing after her breakup from Zac Efron. “We’re good,” she said, giving two thumbs-up. The night before, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were spotted having a “friendly meal” in New York City. “They were smiling and laughing the whole time,” a source close to the pair said. “They just wanted to sit down together. This was just two people who were married being civil and friendly.” Keep reading »

What She Really Wants For Christmas Is Kinky


From The Wetspots, the Canadian swingers/comedic singing duo who have brought you hit singles like “Do You Take It (In The Ass)” and “(Sometimes I Just Want To F**k) Somebody Else,” now comes a new holiday classic: “Just Fist Me This Christmas.” It really is a recession-friendly present, especially since most of us are already takin’ it up the butt from The Man. So, this year, why not make it XXXmas? Keep reading »

Who’s On Your Naughty And Nice Lists?

Santa Claus is coming to town, or something. So we’ve assembled our list of the naughtiest and nicest people of the year. Above, our Nice List — deserving people who did something kinda great this year. After the jump, our naughty list of folks who deserve coal in their stockings! Are you on it? And tell us, who’s on your naughty and nice lists? Keep reading »

German “Octomom” Dog Gives Birth To 17 Puppies


If you thought Octomom‘s breeding capabilities were disgusting, get a load of this bitch. (Dog joke.) A German dog gave birth “naturally” to 17 puppies — count ‘em, 17 puppies! Etana, a Rhodesian Ridgeback from EbereschenhofI, had nine boy dogs and eight girl dogs. When they all want to nurse at once she probably just lies there and hates the jerk who knocked her up. I say we volunteer to get this brave mama a new pair of boobs and some vaginoplasty surgery, stat. [BBC] Keep reading »

George Clooney And Sandra Bullock Are Headed To Space

Beam him up, Sandra. George, we have a problem. I am very excited to report that Sandra Bullock and George Clooney, two of our faves, will be teaming up for a new flick that takes place in outer space. The movie “Gravity” will be directed by the awesome Alfonso Cuaron (of “Children of Men” and “Y Tu Mamá También” fame), who also wrote the script, and tells the story of two astronauts who are the sole survivors of a space station explosion. Originally, Robert Downey Jr. was set to play the male lead, and Cuaron wanted Angelina Jolie or Natalie Portman for the female lead, but we’re way more happy with the Sandra/George pairing. Let’s hope they’ll be the new Brangelina and fall in love on set. (Sorry, Elisabetta Canalis.) Or at least show us in the movie how astronauts have sex in space. We’ve always wondered about that. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

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