Life Is, Like, SO Hard For Beautiful People

There’s a 2-minute documentary worth checking out on the Sundance Channel’s website called “Not Pretty, Really.” The short film is part of a series called “The Art of Seduction” and explores some of the trials and tribulations of beautiful people. That’s right, you guys — it’s super hard being good looking!! Sure, there are the occasional perks the participants in the documentary acknowledge, like free pitas from Pita Pit, rides in private jets, and being paid to sit in windows of fancy restaurants to attract other diners, but the beautiful people want others to know it isn’t always easy being so hot. For example, it gets “frustrating” when people come up to you ALL day to tell you how beautiful you are! And you can never be the “funny girl,” or the “smart girl,” or the “interesting girl” when all anyone sees you as is the “pretty girl.” And sometimes people stare at you like you’re an object! Oh, and other times people just ASSUME things about you like you’re conceited or not smart. One pretty girl even suffered the trauma of people gasping when she won an English award in school! And still, other women have had to be friends with only gay men because they’re the only ones who don’t constantly objectify them. Gosh, I never realized just how hard some people had it… Keep reading »

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We can’t be fretting over Sonia Sotomayor‘s Supreme Court nomination all the time, peoples. Sometimes we get all rant-y about other topics, like whether or not we love or hate .

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Star Couplings: Gerard Butler Is Annoyed

  • Gerard Butler is annoyed by the rumors saying he’s dating Jennifer Aniston, but says she’s “one classy lady.” [Dlisted] — And he’s one classy gentleman for not talking crap about Jennifer.
  • Taylor Hanson (remember him?) says that having four children is no big deal. [People]
  • Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend, has some very dedicated Facebook friends, who’ve decided she’s a much better woman than his estranged wife Kate. [Us Weekly] — I still wonder how Jon is going to explain all of this to his eight children.

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What Will Rachel Zoe Say Next?

Season two of “The Rachel Zoe Project” premieres Aug. 25 on Bravo, and we’re just dying with anticipation. The Zoe has been tweeting up a storm, teasing us about the upcoming episodes, but she hasn’t been using any of her infamous catchphrases. Maybe she has some new ones up her vintage YSL sleeves? After the jump, our guesses for what Rachel Zoe’s next batch of quotable phrases will be. Keep reading »

An Ode To Mermaids

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The Starbucks logo has become such an icon, it’s easy to forget that’s it’s a busty mermaiden. The two-tailed mermaid represents a siren—you know, the hotties who lure handsome fishermen in with their pretty songs and then eat their brains, minus the last part? Apparently, the owners wanted to name Starbucks “Moby’s Coffee” and use a whale logo since Starbucks is the name of the first mate in “Moby Dick” who liked himself a cup o’ brew. But there was also Mary Coffin Starbuck from a novel called “In the Heart of the Sea: the Epic True Story” that inspired “Moby Dick.” Crazy, huh? Now you have a conversation starter for that hot nerd in your coffee line. [CoffeeMania]

Is That A Snake In Your Briefs?

Do you find regular briefs too binding and small? Do your lovers often confuse your Johnson with a third leg? Well then, Anaconda Underwear is just what you need! You’re packing above average artillery, so you can’t settle for regular old Fruit of the Loom or Hanes briefs. And just so the ladies know what they’re dealing with beforehand, make sure to let your pants sag low, so the Anaconda waistband is visible. Also, keep checking stores for our line of Big Smooch Underwear for women with extra large lips. Keep reading »

Boy Arrested For Bombing Starbucks, Just Like Brad Pitt

Some people are so unoriginal these days. A 17-year-old kid was arrested Tuesday night for a bombing inspired by Brad Pitt’s character Tyler Durden in the movie “Fight Club.” Kyle Shaw set off the homemade bomb made of fireworks powder, a metal cap, a plastic bottle, and electrical tape around 3:30am. His target—a Starbucks, just like in the film. No one was hurt in the blast, but Shaw faces charges of arson, criminal mischief, and criminal possession of a weapon. Looks like Kyle really took the movie to heart—Kyle and his no-doubt equally dim friends run their own fight club kicking each other’s asses in Central Park. Hopefully they can just knock each out from “reenacting” more movie scenes. [Huffington Post]

These “Fight Club” groupies aren’t the only movie buffs to bring scripted crimes to life. Here are more real-life deviants not creative enough to draft their own crimes. Keep reading »

What To Wear On A First Date

First dates are stressful, no question. Unfortunately, as the time of the big event draws nearer, so does the panic of what to wear. While the dude probably won’t decide to propose to you based on the height of your heel, we get the desire to look presentable, sexy, cute and approachable all at once, which is no easy feat. What if you come off too aggressive or too prim? What if your outfit gives off the entirely wrong impression? Keeping all of these MAGE concerns in mind, we’ve come up with a few helpful tips, after the jump. Keep reading »

Why Are So Many Celebs Doing Interviews In Character?

What’s the deal with actors doing interviews in character? Not that I’m complaining, because I find it generally hilarious, but why are we seeing so much of this lately? A few weeks ago, we had the pleasure of seeing Mark-Paul Gosselar reviving the teen-tastic role of Zack Morris on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.” Then, of course, the past two weeks have been filled with Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno taking over every talk show ever. And this week we’ve come across the latest issue of Wired in which Brad Pitt talks as his character from “Inglourious Basterds.” As much as I’ve enjoyed these interviews, I feel a bit like the celebs are cheating me and every tabloid lover out of learning their juicy personal details. Do you agree, or do you like these interview stunts? Keep reading »

Quickies! Madonna’s Stage Collapses, Leaves One Dead

  • A portion of Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” stage collapsed during a performance the singer gave today in France. Seven people were injured and at least one is dead. [People] — Guess it wasn’t such a “sweet” performance, after all. Sorry, that wasn’t funny.
  • Ivanka Trump and long-time boyfriend Jared Kushner got engaged yesterday after Trump converted to Judaism for him. [Pop Eater] — That’s one sexy Jewish power couple!
  • Mischa Barton is reportedly under involuntary psychiatric hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. [Just Jared] — Yikes.

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