Would You Watch … Food Truck Porn?

In the city where I live, food trucks are a big, big thing. From burritos to cupcakes, high-end to low-rent, food from airstream trailers and fly-by-night stands is all the rage. So what is the inevitable conclusion of anything that’s popular? Why, porn, of course. Ergo, one adult video production company is releasing: “The Flying Pink Pig.” It’s an x-rated movie. About food trucks. Apparently, the porn company went ahead and lifted (?) the image of the real Flying Pig food truck in Los Angeles for their box cover. Or, heck, maybe they worked with the Flying Pig to make their movie. (I am dubious.) Regardless, if you’re totally into food trucks, porn, food porn, Ron Jeremy, and “fun loving, sex-crazed nymphomaniacs serving recipes guaranteed to make the customer [come] again and again and again,” you will love this movie. [Gawker] Keep reading »

Stephanie Seymour’s Oedipal Oops

Well, this is weird. That’s not Victoria’s Secret model (and Axl Rose ex) Stephanie Seymour frolicking with her boyfriend. That’s her son, who appears to be getting to second base with his mom. Paging Dr. Freud. [Egotastic]
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What Would Your TV Show Be About?

So everrrrrrybody’s talking about Oprah’s new Oprah Winfrey Network business–and we’re not gonna lie, we’re watching. The show we’re most psyched on? Her Machiavellian-tinged “Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star.” The show pits 12 regular folks against each other for the chance to, yes, have their own show on the fledgling Oprah-fied network. Most of the prospectives have either cooking program or talk show plans. But not our personal frontrunner: Zach Anner, a 25-year-old guy with cerebral palsy who’s aiming to make a travel show about all the things that go wrong when you travel. He describes his cerebral palsy as “the sexy palsy,” so you know he’s got a sense of humor. Plus, it’s refreshing to see a differently-abled person on television. It also got us thinking: what would we do if we had our own television show? Most likely it would involve traveling, cute animals and random make-out session-filled cameos from Joseph Gordon-Levitt. What about you? Tell us about your television show dreams in the comments. Keep reading »

Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Is In Trouble Again & Zac Efron Possibly Dating Rumer Willis

  • That scuffle Lindsay Lohan had with a Betty Ford Center staff member violated her probation, say California authorities. [PopEater]
  • Speaking of Lindz, is she Samantha Ronson’s new neighbor? [Us Weekly]
  • Former “American Idol” contestant — and current poor man’s Taylor Swift — Kellie Pickler got married! [People]
  • Ooh dang, did LeAnn Rimes celebrate her engagement by getting a boob job? [Us Weekly]

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He’s Sworn Off American Women; Here’s Why

When you think of American women, what do you think of? If you said an incredibly diverse group of people with varying interests, shades of hair, skin colors, religions, and creeds, then you’re right. But one guy feels otherwise and has dedicated an entire blog to bashing us American women, claiming we are all the same.

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Today’s Lady News: A Horse Is Not A Woman, espnW

  • So ESPN has this new site for women, right? And espnW ran an end-of-year news roundup called “The 10 Biggest Stories In Women’s Sports,” right? And #4 on that list was about a female horse. Yes, a horse. A horse ridden by a male jockey, too. How do we feel about that? And did anyone consider that including a horse in a list of great moments of women’s sports might be perceived as offensive? [Guardian UK]
  • Inspired by my post yesterday on BJs-while-sleeping, Crushable has tips on how to “sleep sex” your mate so it’s pleasantly surprising, not creepily violating. [Crushable]
  • Kathryn Gray of New Brunswick, Canada, age 10, became the youngest person to discover a supernova (an exploding star). When I was 10 years old I think I still picked my nose. [CNN]

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