Mind Of Man: Notes On A Wedding

By: John DeVore / May 25, 2011
I have never really enjoyed weddings. I usually think of weddings as funerals with dancing. I used to think weddings had better food, but then I went to a funeral that had the most divine smoked salmon platter. I once explained to a girlfriend that weddings were the last meals served to death row inmates. More »


Why Is Everyone So Concerned About My Anus?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 25, 2011
It has recently come to my attention that perhaps I am not as concerned about the cleanliness of my anus as I should be. See, in the last few weeks, I feel like the universe has been trying to tell me that keeping my chocolate starfish pristine should be higher on my list of priorities. More »


John Edwards May Be Indicted For Using Campaign Cash To Hide Affair

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 25, 2011
John Edwards will most likely be indicted with criminal charges for using campaign cash to cover up his affair with videographer/wackadoodle, Rielle Hunter, ABC News is reporting. The U.S. Department of Justice has approved the prosecution, which seeks to indict the sleazy politician for using roughly $1 million of campaign donations to squire away Hunter… More »


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A Chic Cover-Up For All Occasions

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 25, 2011
As luck would have it -- it being Wedding Week and all -- I am attending the wedding of a good friend from college this weekend, in the Napa Valley. I know, boo hoo for me, what a pain. What is a pain is that I do not have a cover-up of any sort to… More »


So, “Girls Run The World,” Beyonce? Not So Much!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 25, 2011
Beyonce's new video for her song "Girls (Run the World)" features some sweet dance moves -- not to mention likely suspicious Illuminati imagery! -- but is its message a tad, um, premature? I'm obsessed with this video from vlogger Nineteen Percent which breaks down the many ways in which Beyonce's lady power victory anthem just… More »