“Miami Social” Represents Humanity At Its Most Tan & Vapid

So I finally got a chance to watch the first episode of Bravo’s new trashtastic reality series, “Miami Social.” Is it just me, but do they make a special breed of horrendously shallow human being down in Miami? No offense to Floridians in general, truly, as I love your beaches, Cuban food, and old people, but the folks on “Miami Social” make me want to gouge out my eyeballs. Not that I will stop watching of course. Anyway, above is a clip featuring the first episode’s “best” moments from cast member Ariel. After demanding a “fat girl” with “tarantula hair” be removed from his table, he marvels at how horrible it must be to be an ugly girl. You see, being an ugly guy isn’t so bad, but an ugly girl? Can you IMAGINE?! Ugh. The only thing Ariel can give us insight into is what life is like when you’re ugly on the inside, where it counts. Keep reading »

Acne’s Erotic New Male Gymnast Lookbook

Enjoy Acne’s new lookbook, a glorious video in which hot men in progressively less clothing work the gymnastic rings for your viewing pleasure to sell clothes. You’re welcome. Keep reading »

My Beef With Jersey (Sheets)

Not long ago, we told you about how American Apparel introduced a new line of jersey bedding. My first thought was innnn-teresting. Next brainwave: Why the hell do I want a set of jersey sheets? Sure, jersey sheets (t-shirt sheets for those not trolling the aisles of Bed, Bath & Beyond on their Sunday mornings) are insanely affordable and can feel (when they’re new) like the inside of a just-purchased sweatshirt before the first wash—but I just can’t get into them. For two reasons… Keep reading »

French Vogue Cover Looks Like A Sears Catalogue

Even the ever-gorgeous Daria Werebowy can’t save the cover of this month’s French Vogue from looking more like a catalogue than a high fashion magazine. Where experimental makeup and avant-garde outfits usually reign, now there’s only garish Burberry plaid and khaki. And a bucket hat. The whole thing is so boring and un-fashion-y that we thought it was maybe a joke, the cover of the next Bloomingdale’s catalogue masquerading as the glorious fashion tome that [usually] is French Vogue. Sadly, it’s legit. [Maybe Carine meant it to be ironic? Or they just really owed advertiser Burberry a fave.-- Editor] Keep reading »

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Alt Porn: ’60s Sleaze Novels

Yesterday, we suggested to you some sexy, pornographic reads from the Victorian Era. In today’s installment of alternative ways to get your porn: sleazy 60s novels. These series started flourishing just as sexual morals were finally loosening up—when Elvis captured America’s heart (and loins), and Nabokov’s Lolita was finally accepted as a non-pornographic work. While there are a bevy of options out there, the titles from Liverpool Library Press are particularly raunchy (and hilarious). Far from being politically correct, the quick reads feature titles like The Panty Salesman, Family Love, and The Unholy Master. Yet those are tame in comparison to some of the downright offensive ones like Nazi Joy Camp, Apache Vengeance, Rape Riot, and A Family Sandwich. Okay, fine, maybe these are more hilarious than they are seductive.

While they’re out of print, you can still get your hands on copies via used and vintage booksellers. After the jump, some excerpts. Keep reading »

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Woman Changes Her Name To Princess-Rainbow.com

I can’t think of many things I’d love to be the first person to do, but officially changing my name to a web domain is not one of them. Claire Forshaw, on the other hand…. The 24-year-old from Manchester, England, has been approved by the Legal Deed Service to be called Princess-Rainbow.com. Oh yeah, forgot to mention that she not only wanted to have a URL as her name, but also, an absolutely ridiculous one! Princess-Rainbow.com said, “I know that if ever I got the chance I would change [my name] to a web domain, to hopefully become the first.” She also plans to use the actual domainto sell her art. Good luck with that! [Independent]
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Doin’ It With Dr. V: Bikini Wax Safety

Back in March, the State of New Jersey actually tried to ban Brazilian waxes after two women got infections from unsanitary salons. In neighboring New York City, one woman was even hospitalized for 15 days after she got a bad infection from going bald at a dirty spa. The poor gal almost lost her leg from cellulitis. But in the face of those cases, an industry that thrives on hairy situations wasn’t just going to hide in the bush! As we ladies know, all salons aren’t created equal, some are just nasty. That’s no reason to penalize the clean peeps who are fighting the good fight against body hair, especially during bikini season. So, luckily for those visiting the Jersey shore beaches this summer, the ban did not stand! Or as spa proprietress, Linda Orsuto, said: “The government has been picking our pockets for so long, it was like: ‘Just stay out of our pants, will you?’” Ha! Well, it’s good to have a sense of humor about the man trying to keep you down, but when it comes to our downtown, you gotta be smart. Here’s what you need to know if you’re going to get a bikini wax. Keep reading »

Is The iPhone The New Vehicle Of The Porn Industry?

What is Apple’s stance on pornographic iPhone applications? The company has been fighting off some bad press lately after having to ban two super sexy applications that slipped through the cracks (no pun intended). The problems came from “hot or not” type apps, which allow users to upload suggestive pictures of women (or young girls, sigh). While one company’s rule states no nude photos are allowed, bikini and lingerie shots are okay. The user-generated content is monitored, but not reviewed in detail. Keep reading »

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